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Topic: F A R T S
catchme_ifucan Joined Fri 11/03/06 Posts: 24221	Tue 02/27/07 08:28 AM
My Homeboys did blue darts!! ALL THE TIME!!! at least they did stink us out then.... my sis & I do loud frog Burps. the other day sitting I did & the neighbor said ahh! EXCUSS YOU!!

sweetklp40 Joined Tue 01/23/07 Posts: 4498	Tue 02/27/07 08:35 AM
lol catchme..when we were kids, my brother used to get in my face and do it..i used to kick him too so hard in the ass..

krowraven7 Joined Sun 02/18/07 Posts: 1009	Tue 02/27/07 09:53 AM
we use to make fart tapes..and listen to them..you never laughed so hard in your life.. why do farts make people bust a gut..??

BigGlenn Joined Thu 11/30/06 Posts: 4877	Tue 02/27/07 09:55 AM
Farts are flammable.

oldsage Joined Thu 09/14/06 Posts: 18043	Tue 02/27/07 10:00 AM
Try PAPAYA enzyme, Gwen got me using it, reduces the stomach probs. that lead to gas & REALLY helps remove the stench. Pass gas little stink, she thought that was a GOOD thing. LADIES, hard to live without the GOOD ones.

BigGlenn Joined Thu 11/30/06 Posts: 4877	Tue 02/27/07 10:02 AM
The stink goes with the sound. It's all part of its personality. Like snowflakes, No Two farts are the same.

krowraven7 Joined Sun 02/18/07 Posts: 1009	Tue 02/27/07 10:29 AM
yea no two farts are the same..

krowraven7 Joined Sun 02/18/07 Posts: 1009	Tue 02/27/07 11:37 AM
one time I farted and out came a cardinal

BigGlenn Joined Thu 11/30/06 Posts: 4877	Tue 02/27/07 11:40 AM
CARDINAL!!! My ex-wife flew off with a CARDINAL!!! nevermind, that wasn't such a bad thing.

krowraven7 Joined Sun 02/18/07 Posts: 1009	Tue 02/27/07 11:42 AM
oh yea? she flew off with a cardinal huh? is he a bishop now? or a another bird

Queenbee Joined Sat 01/13/07 Posts: 1746	Tue 02/27/07 03:29 PM
I don't fart, I poot. Excuse me I have to go Poot.

Queenbee Joined Sat 01/13/07 Posts: 1746	Tue 02/27/07 03:30 PM
How about this one..... Have you ever farted and sneezed at the same time? LOL It hurts!

BigGlenn Joined Thu 11/30/06 Posts: 4877	Tue 02/27/07 03:31 PM
Actually, That sounds quite liberating.

Queenbee Joined Sat 01/13/07 Posts: 1746	Tue 02/27/07 03:55 PM
LOL Big Glenn----Wow!

krowraven7 Joined Sun 02/18/07 Posts: 1009	Wed 02/28/07 11:57 AM
yea ive farted and sneezed at the same time..its fun. Ive also blew big bombs and fell down..

BigGlenn Joined Thu 11/30/06 Posts: 4877	Wed 02/28/07 02:05 PM
I like to fart as I'm leaving an elevator. As the door closes, You can here the screams fade away.

krowraven7 Joined Sun 02/18/07 Posts: 1009	Wed 02/28/07 02:53 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THATS FUNNY GLENN BABY

BigGlenn Joined Thu 11/30/06 Posts: 4877	Wed 02/28/07 05:23 PM
It's true Krow. Grew up in the city. That was a thing.

krowraven7 Joined Sun 02/18/07 Posts: 1009	Wed 02/28/07 07:01 PM
cool..hey id like to try and light a match with one of my farts

Dixiegirl1983 Joined Sun 02/04/07 Posts: 111	Wed 02/28/07 07:03 PM
Once again, the farting thing..OMG LOL

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