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Topic: The perfect girl
notboring111's photo
Thu 06/19/08 03:30 PM
I'm looking for the perfect girl I could not ask for more,
She'll be deaf and dumb and oversexed and her father will own a liquor store.

PATSFAN's photo
Thu 06/19/08 03:30 PM
noway

rainysky39's photo
Thu 06/19/08 03:31 PM
laugh laugh

elwoodsully's photo
Thu 06/19/08 03:32 PM
That's the way to catch a woman's eye.. Right there. Yep.

DestinysDream's photo
Thu 06/19/08 03:32 PM
Who knows! Put it in your profile. You could get as lucky as the rest of us. I'm not doubting ya either!

boneyjoe's photo
Thu 06/19/08 03:34 PM
as dumb as it sounds,be careful for what you wish for,,,you just might get it

jadedyasmine's photo
Thu 06/19/08 03:34 PM
Im sorry what? Excuse me sir but could you put that a little more plainly im afriad i cant quite understand it. Id ask you to say it to me but i cant really hear...oh nevermind I have to go work at the liqour store with pops

Killer666's photo
Thu 06/19/08 03:34 PM

I'm looking for the perfect girl I could not ask for more,
She'll be deaf and dumb and oversexed and her father will own a liquor store.
mad mad

feistybaby's photo
Thu 06/19/08 03:35 PM

I'm looking for the perfect girl I could not ask for more,
She'll be deaf and dumb and oversexed and her father will own a liquor store.


laugh laugh laugh I don't have a liquer store but I do own a bass boat :wink:

bastet126's photo
Thu 06/19/08 03:35 PM
good luck with that ohwell

Goofball73's photo
Thu 06/19/08 03:36 PM

I'm looking for the perfect girl I could not ask for more,
She'll be deaf and dumb and oversexed and her father will own a liquor store.


Your too late. I am already dating her.bigsmile

kk35695's photo
Thu 06/19/08 03:36 PM

good luck with that ohwell


Hi gorgeous.bigsmile flowerforyou love

no photo
Thu 06/19/08 03:36 PM
K, let us know how that works out!

Check your Mutual Matches -- probably one there! laugh

Killer666's photo
Thu 06/19/08 03:38 PM
Edited by Killer666 on Thu 06/19/08 03:39 PM
this is so rude the mods really need to get thismad

PATSFAN's photo
Thu 06/19/08 03:38 PM
So, what your looking for is a carboard cutout of a girl in a bikini at a liquir store. Or a Mannequin maybe best suited for you!!

bastet126's photo
Thu 06/19/08 03:38 PM


good luck with that ohwell


Hi gorgeous.bigsmile flowerforyou love


hey you devil you! flowerforyou smooched

beachbum069's photo
Thu 06/19/08 03:40 PM


I'm looking for the perfect girl I could not ask for more,
She'll be deaf and dumb and oversexed and her father will own a liquor store.


laugh laugh laugh I don't have a liquer store but I do own a bass boat :wink:

I'll take you.

no photo
Thu 06/19/08 03:41 PM
huh huh

feistybaby's photo
Thu 06/19/08 03:42 PM



I'm looking for the perfect girl I could not ask for more,
She'll be deaf and dumb and oversexed and her father will own a liquor store.


laugh laugh laugh I don't have a liquer store but I do own a bass boat :wink:

I'll take you.


lol amazing what works huh laugh

notboring111's photo
Thu 06/19/08 04:06 PM

Im sorry what? Excuse me sir but could you put that a little more plainly im afriad i cant quite understand it. Id ask you to say it to me but i cant really hear...oh nevermind I have to go work at the liqour store with pops


Can you read this? Ask Pops if I get free samples if I treat you reeeeaall nice...


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