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I'm looking for the perfect girl I could not ask for more, She'll be deaf and dumb and oversexed and her father will own a liquor store.  I don't have a liquer store but I do own a bass boat  Hmmmm a bassboat. Do you have to be in it or can I just take it to Canada with my buddies while you stay home and take care of my house? |
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I'm looking for the perfect girl I could not ask for more, She'll be deaf and dumb and oversexed and her father will own a liquor store. I don't have a liquer store but I do own a bass boat Hmmmm a bassboat. Do you have to be in it or can I just take it to Canada with my buddies while you stay home and take care of my house? After a comment like that I'd help you pack
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I'm looking for the perfect girl I could not ask for more, She'll be deaf and dumb and oversexed and her father will own a liquor store. I don't have a liquer store but I do own a bass boat I'll take you. lol amazing what works huh I'll go out with you anytime. |
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I'm looking for the perfect girl I could not ask for more, She'll be deaf and dumb and oversexed and her father will own a liquor store. I don't have a liquer store but I do own a bass boat I'll take you. lol amazing what works huh I'll go out with you anytime. Awwwwwwwww beachy I would take you too  you sweety you...
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I'm looking for the perfect girl I could not ask for more, She'll be deaf and dumb and oversexed and her father will own a liquor store. I don't have a liquer store but I do own a bass boat Hmmmm a bassboat. Do you have to be in it or can I just take it to Canada with my buddies while you stay home and take care of my house? After a comment like that I'd help you pack Oh Baby Now yrrr talking will you take care of my St Bernard and her puppies too?....oh and my 9 cats litter boxes. |
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I'm looking for the perfect girl I could not ask for more, She'll be deaf and dumb and oversexed and her father will own a liquor store. I don't have a liquer store but I do own a bass boat Hmmmm a bassboat. Do you have to be in it or can I just take it to Canada with my buddies while you stay home and take care of my house? After a comment like that I'd help you pack Oh Baby Now yrrr talking will you take care of my St Bernard and her puppies too?....oh and my 9 cats litter boxes. Can you say deal breaker?
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I'm looking for the perfect girl I could not ask for more, She'll be deaf and dumb and oversexed and her father will own a liquor store. I'm looking for the perfect man, intelligent, funny, witty, goofy, good looking...yep, you're not him... **Keeps looking** |
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oh good lord
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I'm looking for the perfect girl I could not ask for more, She'll be deaf and dumb and oversexed and her father will own a liquor store. I'm looking for the perfect man, intelligent, funny, witty, goofy, good looking...yep, you're not him... **Keeps looking**
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I'm looking for the perfect girl I could not ask for more, She'll be deaf and dumb and oversexed and her father will own a liquor store.
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I'm looking for the perfect girl I could not ask for more, She'll be deaf and dumb and oversexed and her father will own a liquor store. 
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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!
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I'm looking for the perfect girl I could not ask for more, She'll be deaf and dumb and oversexed and her father will own a liquor store. if you want the perfect girl,buy a blow up doll 
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I'm looking for the perfect girl I could not ask for more, She'll be deaf and dumb and oversexed and her father will own a liquor store. if you want the perfect girl,buy a blow up doll HEY NOW! PLAY NICE!!  
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I'm looking for the perfect girl I could not ask for more, She'll be deaf and dumb and oversexed and her father will own a liquor store. if you want the perfect girl,buy a blow up doll HEY NOW! PLAY NICE!! just being honest
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I'm looking for the perfect girl I could not ask for more, She'll be deaf and dumb and oversexed and her father will own a liquor store. if you want the perfect girl,buy a blow up doll HEY NOW! PLAY NICE!! just being honest You want me to show you where my "tab" is? |
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I'm looking for the perfect girl I could not ask for more, She'll be deaf and dumb and oversexed and her father will own a liquor store. if you want the perfect girl,buy a blow up doll HEY NOW! PLAY NICE!! just being honest You want me to show you where my "tab" is? your "tab"?
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I'm looking for the perfect girl I could not ask for more, She'll be deaf and dumb and oversexed and her father will own a liquor store. if you want the perfect girl,buy a blow up doll HEY NOW! PLAY NICE!! See now Indigo is REEEAAAALL nice, she understands us men, our trials and tribulations...she's also very HOT too
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