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make me laugh lol let see who has the best jokes or personality
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make me laugh lol let see who has the best jokes or personality lol implies you're already laughing. |
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sorry I can't be funny on command
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wow what a very observrnt person you are dam now i have to post a new one
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Because I'm a big nerd:
An atom walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks the atom why he looks so down. The atom says he's sad because he lost an electron!  The bartender says are you sure?
the atom says I'm Positive A neutron walks in to a bar and asks the bartender how much for a beer.. the bartender replies for you no charge. 
oh I miss my high school chemistry teacher... 
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sorry I can't be funny on command [/quiote: I command you to laugh now dammit!!!!!! |
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ive got a lovely bunch of coconuts
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sorry I can't be funny on command [/quiote: I command you to laugh now dammit!!!!!! |
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ive got a lovely bunch of coconuts and a nice wiener
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What do you do when you get to old and can't get it up anymore???
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no one liked my jokes
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A man goes to a whore house with two dollars, goes up to the madam, and says he wants a hooker but he only has two dollars.
The madam says well I have this dead hooker up stairs if you want you can bang her for two dollars. The guys says alright. about 30 minutes later the guy comes down stairs and the madam asks "how was it?" The guy says "it was great, but her nose kept running" Madam says," oh she's probably just Full" |
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when i finish telling a joke they watch me and say, so..."what is the catch point"?
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no one liked my jokes
I actually liked your jokes. But I', a nerd like that. |
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What do you do when you get to old and can't get it up anymore??? Stand em on their head and drop it in!!!
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ive got a lovely bunch of coconuts and a nice wiener
 
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no one liked my jokes
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Because I'm a big nerd: An atom walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks the atom why he looks so down. The atom says he's sad because he lost an electron! The bartender says are you sure?
the atom says I'm Positive A neutron walks in to a bar and asks the bartender how much for a beer.. the bartender replies for you no charge.
oh I miss my high school chemistry teacher...
you're not the only one..... what was the mushroom's reason for getting the hot chick to go out with him? he's a fungi (fun guy)...........i miss my biology teachers....all three of them 
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