dr gave me penicillin.. my throat was so swollen by the time i wentin that the doc yelled at me and told me that it seved me riht for not comin to see her sooner..
lol

How long did you wait? (Other than the fact your throat was swollen...)

lol. sorry.. i missed that one wyatt....


i guess its been scratchy for more than a week.. lol

TO: GOD

FROM: THE DOG

Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?

Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?

Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the "Chrysler Eagle" the "Chrysler Beagle"?

Dear God: If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?

Dear God: We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?

Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good dog.

1 . I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it, or after they throw it up.

2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.

3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.

4. The sofa is not a 'face towel.'

5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.

7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying "hello."

8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table.

9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house -- not after.

10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.

11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.

12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.


P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back?

(((everyone)))

That was good Updawg...

Princess

Hows that tan coming...the clocks a tickin

Well, my arms and chest are tan... haven't gotten to the salon yet... Um will next week... I've went walking again tonight over and hour...

you can tan the rest in my back yard!!!

Very nice...Im glad you can get out and do it...was worried about you.

I'll hit the weights and running again tomorrow. Been off for two weeks and I can tell.

(((Lake))) thanks


(((Updawg))) thanks sweetie I am just so happy I haven't been able to do much in a while and your 2 wks you know well I'm um well let's just say gained a few lbs and now that I can move it's my top priority to lose it...

But Im sure you still look wonderful

The #'s are not as important as the mobility.

Thank you I'll lose it but it was 7 mos of just being lucky I could get to work and home and lots of pain meds..

Have you seen the previews for Get Smart? I don't like going to the movies but I just might go, it looks hilarious...

Feels so good to be alive!

I always liked the show...so Im sure I'ld get a kick outta the movie.

Speaking of movies, Im planning on watching PS, I love you this week.

This probly sounds lame but I'ld rather wait and watch in the comforts of my own home...The only ones I go see are with bug...I think Mr Magoriam's Emporiam was the last one.

(((Fear))) Yes it does... of course you're in like so that has a bit more edge than just being glad the sun is shining etc.

Oh can't wait to hear your take on it... Yeah I'd rather watch movies at home for a lot of reasons and I'll probably end up not going lol... The ones I go to are Harry Potter and the Marvel Comic ones unless my youngest goes with his brothers.. Actually now he's old enough to go with friends but that's just new this year...

I better not be or I'll be upset with you. I dont get into the big effects and explosions of most movies today

Well um er uh sooooooooooooooo what makes you cry b/c um well you might be upset with me.. You know how I was, my eyes were swollen closed the next day from crying so much... I'll never watch it again let's just put it that way..