"so how do you feel about medical oddities?"

no lie - a girl i met at a party the other night asked me this very
question today. we're going to a museum of medical oddities on
wednesday.

it seems said girl from party failed to mention her boyfriend....

Best pick up line? I don't do pick up lines. I'll just
introduce myself and I usually get the same reaction as a lame pick up
line.

I don't think I ever used one either. My luck, I would have messed it up
anyway.

till this day i have not heard of a good pick up line. There all sort of
corny. I wonder, is there such a thing as a good pick up line?

hi. thats it.

Hi More...

I have a few good pick up lines....
Guys have told me these, and I kind of enjoyed them...Here goes!

"Gurl! you look sooooo fine, I could drink your bath water"


"Every since I met you the other night, I've been lookin' around town
for a very long time in the Daytime (with my flashlight) trying to find
you again"

"Heaven must be missing an Angel, because I'm lookin' at one right
now!" I really liked this one...

"Gurl, you smell soooo good that I want to lick the air behind you....."

I'd say Ilk! to that one, but it was kind of unique....


and Finally!

Hey baby! You got a goooooooood future behind you!!!!!

i lost my congressional medal of honor. can you help me find it?

"Is that a tent dress?"

"Yes, it is."

"Can I go camping?"