Still alot of dumb laws on the books...here are some in Georgia.

All sex toys are banned (guess Peccy can't visit)

Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.

The term “sadomasochistic abuse” is defined so broadly, that it could possibly be applied to a person handcuffing another in a clown suit.

No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.

Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session.

It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office.

While Georgia operates its own lottery, it “protects” its citizens by making it illegal to promote a private lottery.



Check your own dumb state laws.

http://www.dumblaws.com/

Yeah it's against the law to own sex toys in Bama too... hope they don't ever raid my house or I'm in trouble...

jeez...if you can't keep peccy in the bathtub...where then???

under the bed

"It is illegal to kill a dog using a decompression chamber."

That one caught my eye.

that would be like trying to stuff a walrus under your bed ....hes...chunky...a bit

OMG....here's a dumb law for Chicago....

No one is permitted to eat in a building that is on fire. WTH??? unless your a fireman/woman, who the hell would be standing around in a building that is on fire anyway?

You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person.
You must contact the police before entering the city in an automobile.
The English language is not to be spoken.

I guess we're all going to jail.

Oh, and you can'ty fish while sitting on a giraffe's neck.

HA! I dunno
But, I will find a place

"Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun as long as he/she has not been convicted of a felony."

Bring the marshmellows

"All bathtubs must have feet."

Everyone in my hotel is going to jail! Who will come bail me out?

"Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head."

I crossed the state line with a chicken AND duck once, thank goodness I was wearing a hat and was not tempted to do this!

"It is illegal to sleep naked" I am such a rebel! Shhhhhhh...don't tell!



"Oral sex is prohibited." That's it...I'm moving!

don't ever let me go to georgia.

Don't the more specific ones make you feel like someone had to have done it at one time to even be thought up? Fishing from a giraffes neck? Oh my word!

OMG, TEXAS DUMP LAWS!! shshsh


It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.

(Hummm boy would the jails be full if they enforced this one)


A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.

(Wow to funny wonder if they have ever used this one in court)


The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.

( Hummm better hide the Encyclopedia's no wonder they were so cheap at the garage sales)

"dear sir/maam, I plan to break in tonight, tie you and your wife up, molest your dog and steal all of your homemade booze, I will try not to wake you"

Whoever wrote the 24 hour crime notice law, was a pioneer.........................for STUPID!

OMG...the people who write and pass these, at one time ran these states. How scary is that?

Ok...I looked up my home state of Missouri and you will all be interested to know...it is not illegal to speed there. I wonder if I can still get out of that ticket I got 3 years ago.

Can't remember which state but at one time I read where it was against the law to walk your Alligator down the street.

DANG...In ALABAMA Incestuous marriages are legal.