This made me laugh I'm sorry. Hope it makes one of you laugh like I did.




A man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish. By the time the
food is ready and he is about to eat, the waiter comes back and says,
"Sir, I'm afraid there has been a mistake. You see, that police officer
who is sitting at the next table is a regular customer of ours and he
usually orders the same dish. The problem is, this is the last chicken
in the house. I'm afraid I'll have to take this dish to him and arrange
for another dish for you!"

The guy gets really upset and refuses to give up his food. The waiter
walks over to the other table and explains the situation to the officer.
A few minutes later the officer walks over to the man's table and says,
"Listen and listen good. That is MY chicken you are about to eat and
I'll warn you, whatever you do to that chicken I'll do the same to you.
You pull out one of its legs, I'll pull out one of yours. You break one
of its wings, I'll break one of your arms!"

The man calmly looks at the chicken, then sticks his middle finger in
the bird's rectum, pulls it out and licks it. He then gets up, drops his
pants, bends over and says, "Go ahead!"

SICK but cute.

i like it

Whisper,,, Shame on you,,,
It was funny !

you like living on the edge!

lmfao... too funny :)

Ugh gross! Lol

need to find the windex and towels to clean the screen again when
will I learn not to drink while reading the jokes ??

gross but funny was wondering......did the guy
ever get handcuffed?

That's just nasty...but funny.

LOL Glad you guys liked it.

The officer comes out on top. His would have gravy!

Ilk! Ilk! Ilky!!!

oh my god now that is nasty but too funny not to laugh

Glad to know that I am not the only one with a sorta twisted sense of
humor...lol.

I must remember that one... too funny

I'll have to read tis one to my hubby. It's good.