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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 89 | |
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why
on EARTH would a fella want to KNOW what DATE AUNT FLOW VISITS ME !!!?!!! 
TMI??? um ......... DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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WHAT???? WHO SAID THAT???? SHOW ME HIS PROFILE!!! IN EMAILS.....
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Dear diary.....It looks like the REVENGE OF THE HINDUS!!!!........COMING SOON TO A THEATRE NEAR YOU!!!
  
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WOW......a 35 YR OLD from california thinks Im HOT!!!
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I bet you he wants to run his fingers through my hair......
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did I mention the fullmoon???
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werewolves and detangling deodarant all around
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Ohhhhhhhhhh no more tangles!!!!
 Gotta love that!!!
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NEW !*!* Right Guard detangling spray !!
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I need some new armpit hair conditioner........so its soft and manageable!!!
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maybe I should start feathering mine.....like the farrah do!!!
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Dear diary......If you only knew what purple and I were emailing to each other........lmaooooooooooooo!!!
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Can you feel the evilllllllllllllllllllllll????
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Hmmmmmmmmmmm hmmmmmmm my wheels are turning.......back and forth, to and fro..........how to melt INDIA!!!!
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ugh ...been laughing so hard all night I didnt notice how stiff my back is tonight.......ouch
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Dont think of your back!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Im not thinking of my knees at all!!!
I prolly gained 1/2 ounce.....and my knees are saying NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! 
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oh GYOD now I'm thinkin about my knee to
my left knee is buggered
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DONT FORGET TO REMEMBER ABOUT YOUR RIGHT EAR!!! AND YOUR LEFT TOE AND YOU RIGHT PINKIE AND YOUR 3RD NIPPLE!!!
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