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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 89
TwoTallOne Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 16854	Tue 06/17/08 10:35 AM
Dear Journal ... I have 2 choices now ... one is to beer, the other is to kaboom

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 06/17/08 10:36 AM
Hey gypsy I think mark likes you! How much is a flight to danville virginia from your place? We can watch the grass grow, the cars rust, the locals inbreeding, and above all - GO BOWLING! I'm up for some frames. If I had 16 pound balls I'd never leave the house!

markman000 Joined Fri 06/13/08 Posts: 961	Tue 06/17/08 10:36 AM
lol phone sex isnt safe???? not in WV we drink mountain dew and the girls mount and do me

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 06/17/08 10:36 AM
Dear Journal ... I have 2 choices now ... one is to beer, the other is to kaboom Ohhhhhhhh tell the diary everything!!! I will give you a case of beer if you tell me everything!!!

TwoTallOne Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 16854	Tue 06/17/08 10:37 AM
Just the thought of 16 pound balls HURTZ

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 06/17/08 10:37 AM
lol phone sex isnt safe???? not in WV we drink mountain dew and the girls mount and do me You do know that all that caffeine in a mountain dew will make your penis fall off right???

TwoTallOne Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 16854	Tue 06/17/08 10:38 AM
Dear Journal ... I have 2 choices now ... one is to beer, the other is to kaboom Ohhhhhhhh tell the diary everything!!! I will give you a case of beer if you tell me everything!!! HAHAHAHA you know how cheap a date I am .. 12 should do

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 06/17/08 10:38 AM
Dear diary......Im a terrible bowler!!! And those balls are too heavy.......I like the smaller balls!!!

markman000 Joined Fri 06/13/08 Posts: 961	Tue 06/17/08 10:38 AM
lol phone sex isnt safe???? not in WV we drink mountain dew and the girls mount and do me You do know that all that caffeine in a mountain dew will make your penis fall off right??? nope didnt know that

markman000 Joined Fri 06/13/08 Posts: 961	Tue 06/17/08 10:38 AM
Dear diary......Im a terrible bowler!!! And those balls are too heavy.......I like the smaller balls!!! my balls are really small

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 06/17/08 10:39 AM
Dear diary.......why do bowling shoes always smell like someone else's azzzzzzzzzz??? I could never figure that one out.....

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 06/17/08 10:39 AM
Dear diary......Im a terrible bowler!!! And those balls are too heavy.......I like the smaller balls!!! my balls are really small Thank you for sharing!!!

markman000 Joined Fri 06/13/08 Posts: 961	Tue 06/17/08 10:40 AM
Dear diary.......why do bowling shoes always smell like someone else's azzzzzzzzzz??? I could never figure that one out..... smell like dew in WV

markman000 Joined Fri 06/13/08 Posts: 961	Tue 06/17/08 10:41 AM
Dear diary......Im a terrible bowler!!! And those balls are too heavy.......I like the smaller balls!!! my balls are really small Thank you for sharing!!! I will let you play with my balls anytime and I will hook you up with some new bowling shoes

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 06/17/08 10:42 AM
Dear diary.........IVE HIT BOWLING BALL HEAVEN!!! IVE WON THE LOTTERY!!! Ive been known to make that bowling ball cross 4 lanes!!! Its almost as fun as watching me play darts!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 06/17/08 10:42 AM
Hey mark, how come you're hittin on gypsy? I thought you only went for PERFECT 16s? 16 years old. 16 IQ. 16 size bowling shoe. Waaaaasup wit dat?

markman000 Joined Fri 06/13/08 Posts: 961	Tue 06/17/08 10:43 AM
Hey mark, how come you're hittin on gypsy? I thought you only went for PERFECT 16s? 16 years old. 16 IQ. 16 size bowling shoe. Waaaaasup wit dat? lol I dont like 16 year olds dang and gypsy is super pretty

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 06/17/08 10:46 AM
Dear diary.......why do bowling shoes always smell like someone else's azzzzzzzzzz??? I could never figure that one out..... heeeeeeyyyy! Tad too toxic? Ball slippers gettin ya down cinderella? Febreeze. Yeah baby febreeze. That's the ticket.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 06/17/08 10:51 AM
Dear diary.....I love my airwalks!!! They make me bounce around work like an athlete!!!

markman000 Joined Fri 06/13/08 Posts: 961	Tue 06/17/08 10:55 AM
marry me baby