and you can't stand the fruit you're with!!!

Okay, so here's the deal... I met this girl through a mutual friend (not on here) who thought we may be a good match. I chatted with her online a few times and thought hey why not give it a chance, get to know her, etc. Anyway, I have made it clear that after being totally single for 4 years that I have kind of come to enjoy my freedom, but I would be interested in dating occassionally and seeing where things may lead from there. Well, let me tell ya... she is calling me, emailing me, texting me everyday. In spite of my efforts to communicate that I only want to see where this leads slooooowly she just can't grasp it. I have even said flat out that I do not wish to speak with her everyday or she'll drive me away. I am trying to be as nice as possible and have left no stone unturned in my communication with her. I did meet her and she is okay, but not really up my alley. She's an introvert and very shy as I am very outgoing, a positive thinker, goal oriented, professional, and yet love to simply laugh at life and have a great time.

Question.... how do I diplomatically tell her to go take a hike or that she would make a good "fwb" or just a friend, but she's not what I am looking for in a relationship. We have no mutual interests. I wish to be nice about this and have even tried the simple approach of not communicating with her, but that just makes her bug me even more. She is to the point of "Psycho", calling my cell while I am working, 32 tex messages in a day and even twisting completely anything I tell her to believe what it is that she wants.

Should I fake my death - LOL (kidding)? Have a friend call her and tell her I died? Tell her I joined the Obama political campaign and will be gone for a long long time? What to do.... what to do?

Stalker.

Tell her you're gay... I dunno

witness protection

just point blank tell her she is not your type, and that you don't want any more communication from her....eventually, (with luck) she will get the message....don't even offer the fwb...she will think it means more....

LMAO..... I have considered that option, but it's bad enough that I get more offers from guys than chciks as it is. I am beginning to think I must have the word gay on my forehead. I am thinking of writing I love Pu**y across it with a big sharpie marker...LOL.

Tried that approach already. And no.... I would not and have not offered the fwb... just not my style. I was kidding. Thank you for your input.

SAVE ME!

stop talking to her like everything is okay and tell her flat out this isnt going to work out sorry

Tell her you have a girlfriend and that she doesn't like you talking to her and that should end that!

While a big fat lie... I like it and it might just work. BRILLIANT.... brilliant I tell ya! THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!

she's obviously NOT hearing what you are saying so....

No to FWB .. she's potential stalker material.

Just do what most men do ........... GO SILENT.

Just be honest

Maybe with the past two replies as a combo I will go Honestly Silent...hahaah!

Be honest, dont sugar coat anything...sometimes the truth hurts. But thats what the girl needs to hear, and if she is a sane woman she will respect you for that....someday.

You might want to even go as far as having a female friend of yours call her to make it more believable.



It sucks when you have to resort to doing stuff like this because the person just won't get the hint!!

try the truth?

Amen

Find a dead rat and send it to her....

I like the way this guy thinks!