nope. never have.. I know I wouldn't like it there much.. wouldn't be able to do my hair..put on my makeup..ack!

Yeah a few times, once for mooning a homecomming parade, once for punching my wife's lover in his balls a few times, and once for DUI. alway in county though no serious time, like a night or two at a time, the ball punching episode was dropped, because that dude started it by cocking off to me while I was sitting alone at the bar, he basically bragged about how he was banging my wife, so I busted out a couple teeth, and when he was down on the ground punched him the sack a few times hoping to sterilize the douche.

yea, didnt mean too ! i was going thru a bad time in my life and i took all my anger out on him ! but that was 22yrs ago ! im a good guy now

thats good

yes...over a $5 seat belt ticket that I used as a bookmark and forgot.

When I realized I had a bench warrant, I went to a friend, who was a bounty hunter and asked him to help me out with it. He went downtown with me so I could avoid handcuffs and mug shots. I thought they were going to throw me in holding! But they let me sit at a desk instead. Whew!

Not proud of it. Well not proud of it anymore, as she was a b1tch. But I spent a night in a holding cell for breaking a girls collar bone. I was 13 at the time. But they treated me like gold. Even brought me Mcdonalds for breakfast the next day. But yea I have changed my ways. My record is now clean and will remain that way.