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There's less chance of finding your car seat so far forward you wind up with your knees stuck to your forehead. 
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You never get laid.....yeah! ummmmm..............that's not right, wait.............
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You never get laid.....yeah! ummmmm..............that's not right, wait............. Uummm Peccy thats def. not a PRO.... |
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Nobody eats my cheese except me!!!
 
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Have your own money... keeping it is better...lol
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You never get laid.....yeah! ummmmm..............that's not right, wait.............
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You never get laid.....yeah! ummmmm..............that's not right, wait.............
thats ok then
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fast and furious for me.how bout it?
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Have your own money... keeping it is better...lol
YUP! I kept mine! |
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nobody touches my diet coke!!!
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pros of being single.. please list them: 
1) Pool table dead center in the middle of the house, and no one to complain about it.
2) No more seashells on the bathroom toilet 3) No pink in the house, and heckling from friends when they visit. 4) No guest only soap. 5) Free at last! Free at last...
6) No more, "Are you going out there like that?" 7) No more decorator towels I'm not allowed to use. 8) Closet space! 9) Did I mention closet space? Wow! and my favorite.... 10) Peace and quiet. Okay, that's enough of that. Time to get a new girl.
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I should say that the best thing about being single is...
... being single. That's it, that's all. |
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You're free to spend your weekends doing activities you prefer, not shopping or watching theater.
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Don't have to get in an argument when you come in at 3AM
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Get to go see good movies instead of Rentals (I mean chic flicks)
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Card games without getting a cold shoulder for a week
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Just a thought but has anyone besides me noticed that a lot of the things that are being said to be pros are actually things we also miss about being in a relationship because we had someone to share with that did those things?
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Get to go to the Gym more
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also...a lot of answers could automatically be deleted if u had kids...
cuz durnit my babies are always in the fridge and my purse!! |
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-I have three carbeurators on my nightstand and no one's complaining.
-I also have toolboxes along the wall... -I could buy a big ticket item without consulting anyone. (Okay that's a stretch but it sounds good, dangit.) -I can drive a butt ugly truck without anyone whining about it until I can afford to repaint. -I can cook things MY way...real butter and oil, baby! -I could plan a road trip at the last minute. -Only my music plays in de house... -If the car's been making a weird noise for the last hundred miles, I know about it. -Two words: chocolate allergy. -The throwing hatchet stays under my pillow. -I can wear black for as many days in a row as I like. -I can wear boots into town. -Car wallpaper on the computer, not SpongeBob.
-NO MUSICALS! -Only hafta visit one crazy family at a time. -No bubble baths. -I don't wake up in pigtails with pics on myspace. 
-I can write in peace. -My butt never looks big 
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