I dated a girl that had a br... ok she was double jointed

" Mutual Match" Is flawless!!.............Wait thats not goofy , thats an out rite lie...

WOW that's not only goofy but amazing!!

I like balloons.......

You're bad!

I was has a job with a guy who had B.O.

Maybe juice and pepper spray

Nah sweat and butt. I'd take juice and pepper spray

I bet you gave him old spice at the X-mas party didn't you lol

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Ok I re-read what I wrote and I can't understand it!
I went on a DATE with a guy I WORKED with who had BO. And I didn't give him Old Spice, I avoided him after that

Aww angel you guys are so cute with your little pics!

My work we have paint suits (almost air tight) Paint mask and a downdraft windy booth ..the bad thing is its all guys :(

That sucks! I might stop in one day though...

my sh*t don't stank

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious is defined as a nonsense word that is used to describe the longest word.[2]

The critics' belief that the word itself has obscure origins has created some debate about when it was first used historically. According to Richard M. Sherman, co-writer of the song with his brother, Robert, the word was created by them in two weeks, mostly out of double-talk.[3]

Roots of the word have been defined[4] as follows: super- "above", cali- "beauty", fragilistic- "delicate", expeali- "to atone", and docious- "educable", with the sum of these parts signifying roughly "Atoning for educatability through delicate beauty." This explication of its connotations suits the fictional nature of Mary Poppins, in that she presents herself as both superlatively beautiful and also supremely intelligent and capable of great achievements.[citations needed] However, it should be noted that although the word contains recognizable English morphemes, it does not follow the rules of English morphology as a whole. The morpheme -istic is a suffix in English, whereas the morpheme ex- is typically a prefix; so following normal English morphological rules, it would represent two words: supercalifragilistic and expialidocious.
you asked for it!!

if a fat gal falls in the woods do the trees laugh?

Trees are people too!!! Of course they would drop their branches and laugh!!!

Neither can women.

I take offense to that.

I have never dunked a basketball, or scored a touchdown, but i have slept with at least 3 woman Dont hate, some of us just got it like that