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3 truck drivers died and met St. Peters at the Pearly Gates.
There was a JB Hunt, a Wal Mart, and an ole bull hauler truck driver. St. Peters said, "I’m going to ask you 2 questions, I want you to answer them honestly." He asked the JB Hunt and Wal Mart driver, "Have you ever cheated on your log books?" They replied, "No sir." St. Peters asks, "You ever cheated on your wife?" They replied, " No we sure have’nt." St. Peters says, "You 2 go to door #1." The ole bull hauler walks up there and St. Peters asks, "Have you ever cheated on your log book?" The ole bull hauler replies, "**** yes I have, drove from New York to L.A. and never wrote down an hour either way." St. Peters asks, "You ever cheated on your wife?" The ole bull hauler replies, "Oh hell yes, there’s this ***** in New Mexico that gives the best blow job in the world!" St. Peters tells him, "You go to door #2." The ole bull hauler strolls over and looks back at St. Peters, "Why am I going to door #2 and those 2 assholes are going to door #1?" St. Peters replies, "Cause those 2 are going to hell for lying and you and I are going to New Mexico!" |
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Oh my, another one. keep it going girl.
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lmao
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as an otr driver I found this amusing as usual a good one from mar
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Neat one....check this out.... Dave, John and Sam were involved in a horrific car accident in which all three died. As they stood at the gates of heaven, Saint Peter came up to them and said, 'You will all be given a method of transportation for your eternal use around heaven. You will be judged on your past deeds and will have your transport chosen accordingly' Saint Peter looked at Dave. 'You, Dave, were a bad man. You cheated on your wife four times. For this you will drive around heaven in an old, beat-up Skoda.' Next Saint Peter looked at John. 'You were not so evil, but you still cheated on your wife two times. For this you will forever travel through heaven in a Lada station wagon.' Saint Peter finally looked at Sam. 'You, Sam, have set a fine example. You did not have sex before marriage and you never cheated on your wife. For this, you will forever travel through heaven in a Merc.' A short time later, John and Dave pulled their cars next to Sam's Mercedes and there he is, sitting on the bonnet, head in hands, crying. 'What's wrong Sam?' they asked. 'You got the Merc. You're set forever. Why so down?' Sam looked up ever so slowly, opened his mouth and cried, 'I just saw my wife go by on rollerskates.' So what is the moral here........ in both cases, ie., the truckers and to cheat, once in a while ? When you have the chance take it ??? |
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good one. thanks for the joke I really neded
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Thank's Barney thats funny
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good one marilyn
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