as a kid I went with my father to a cattle sale,
it was quite a ways away so we drove the car.
not to mention my dad only wanted to look at one bull that was advertised.

well we ended up buying it and my dad didnt want to leave it there so he went to the telegraph office to send a note home to my sister to bring the truck and trailer...

when dad inquired about the price of a telegram he didnt want to pay that high of price so he told him just send one word
~~~~comfortable~~~~~~~
I now had to ask....one word???
dad said "she is a blonde, read it real slow"

SLICK, MAN ... SLICK

That's just so silly!!! And, it would prove that the blonde was actually very smart with a form of parsing!!

i just pissed myself

lol