Topic: I Give Myself Tats
d4tc's photo
Thu 06/12/08 01:53 PM
I don't have any real tats, just real experiences
Like the time I ran into my sister
Running over to her friends house
She was nine, I was twelve
Going around the garage
My teeth, Her head
Her teeth, My chin
Nine stitches for her
Six for me


Then there was that time
I broke my right pinky when I was thirteen
Running from an eighteen year old
Slipping in a pool of oil
Landing on my chin
Having this chin restitched
With another six


When I was fourteen
I was the bravest
My other two friends
Not so much
We skateboarded down
A steep dirty hill mound
They sat it out
Halfway down
They fell


I stood for what I beleived in;
Stupidity
Wobbling
Thirty good feet from start
Falling
Sliding an extra ten on my left side
Left elbow shredded
Some gravel logged inside
Bled profusely
Wrapped my t-shirt around my elbow
I skated
No stitches needed
I miss that shirt
It stood for insanity


And lastly
Swinging wooden swords
With one of my cousins
I was eighteen
He was thirteen
We were supposed to hit swords
He wacked me above my right eye
Square across the eyebrow to be exact
I bled for hours squeezing it shut the whole time
Luckily it healed on it's own


I was not looking forward to getting stitches
And knowing my luck
It would have been six more
A symbol of the mark of the beast
Only I would tore myself a little more to make it seven
Just because I'm superstitious

bobdesigns4262's photo
Thu 06/12/08 01:59 PM
scared me for a minute..i thought you also got the home brain surgery kit for dummies like my ex-wife did...

MikeOxbig's photo
Thu 06/12/08 02:02 PM
Right on! Good Times!

d4tc's photo
Thu 06/12/08 02:10 PM

scared me for a minute..i thought you also got the home brain surgery kit for dummies like my ex-wife did...


laugh Funny...

MsTeddyBear2u's photo
Thu 06/12/08 02:44 PM
drinker flowerforyou

I remember sticking my tongue out at my brother
and he tried to cut it with the scissors.
Still have the scar on my lip to prove it!
grumble laugh

jimz's photo
Thu 06/12/08 03:30 PM
i couldn't finish reading this i was the pain too vivid:wink:

SimplyElla's photo
Thu 06/12/08 05:02 PM
oo i like it babes.. he he.. can't wait to give you some "tats" :wink: :tongue:

ArtGurl's photo
Fri 06/13/08 12:00 PM
a trip down memory lane ... reminds me of my own ... thank you! flowerforyou

AngelLight's photo
Fri 06/13/08 03:29 PM
Many of your pieces are so human sweet J....this one included flowerforyou :heart: