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A woman walks into an Oklahoma accounts office and tells him that she
needs to file her taxes. The accountant says .. "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few personel questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc, and then asks , " What is your profession? " "I'm a prostitute," she says without battin an eye. The accountant, is somewhat taken aback and says, " No, No,No, that won't work. Let's rephrase that." The woman says, " OK, I'm a high-end call girl" "No, that still won't work. Try again." Thy both think for a minute; then the woman says. " I'm an elite chicken farmer." The accoutant asks, " What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute? " " Well, I raised over a thousand little peckers last year." "Chicken Farmer it is !!" |
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HA HA HA HA!!!
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