So I was sitting here at my desk and all of a sudden I started having contractions about 1 minute apart. My secretaries have their own bathroon in this office and the mens restroom is in a building next door. Well I decided to go to the secretaries bathroom. It was the awfullest rankingest smelliest most nasty discusting thing I had done in a while. Then when I finish...no Air Freshener. As I am walking back to my office before they notice and in walks a office supply sales woman. She says before she does anything she really needed to go to the restroom. Before I could think of a way to stop her she shuffles past me and on in she went. When the poor woman comes out we go into my secretaries office to see what they needed as far as supplies. The woman is looking at both of them and I know she is trying to figure out which one of them violated the shltter so bad. Then my one secretary says "Oh and I think we need some air freshner too" I almost lost it right there. I had to get back to my office where I am sitting here typing this all to you people and still laughing my ass off.

OMG!

Ssssssssssooooooooo it was YOU!! I'm telllllllinggggggg!

my dad did that at mcdonald's....................he went into the bathroom........i knew what he was doing..........fast food places are his ex lax.......well a guy walked in, hadn't even closed the door yet said, "God****, son of a *****, what the f*ck!" and ran out.