A guy was speeding down the highway and passed a
cop. The cop was new to the force and he pulled this
guy over. The cop came to the window and ask for his id and
registration.
As the rookie was looking everything over the guy said"
I hope your not going to look in my truck because my
wife is in there I killed her and I'm going to
dump the body." then he said "I hope you don't look in
my glove box because thats were the gun is that I killed my wife with."
The Rookie cop said " I think that I need to get my
sargent down here don't you move" as he pulled his gun out.

The sargent came to the site and looked in the trunk
there was no body he looked in the glove box and there
was no gun. So he ask the guy were they were he said "I
dont know what you are talking about and i suppose that lyar
told you that I was speeding to.

Good one guy ... LOL

funny

that was a good one