Topic: Who's next? Help me write an adult nursery rhyme... | |
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Jack and Jill
went up the hill but not to fetch some water Instead they went up to do somethin they shouldn't oughta NEXT... |
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<--- Jill isn't playing anymore
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<--- Jill isn't playing anymore ![]() ROTFLMAO!!! Sorry Jill!! ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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<--- Jill isn't playing anymore ![]() ROTFLMAO!!! Sorry Jill!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Jack and Jill
Went up the hill, To have little fun. Jill, that dill Forgot her pill, And now they have a son. |
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Jack and Jill Went up the hill, To have little fun. Jill, that dill Forgot her pill, And now they have a son. ![]() ![]() |
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jack is short for jack azz
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Jack and Jill Went up the hill, To have little fun. Jill, that dill Forgot her pill, And now they have a son. ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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I should have known this is where this would go!
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Jack and Jill Went up the hill, To have little fun. Jill, that dill Forgot her pill, And now they have a son. ![]() ![]() ![]() I will start another one Mary had a little lamb It ran into a pylon. 10,000 volts went up it's A$$, And turned it's wool to nylon. |
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jack is short for jack azz |
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Jack and Jill went up the hill but not to fetch some water Instead they went up to do somethin they shouldn't oughta NEXT... Mary had a little lamb, the doctors were surprised. But when Old MacDonald had a farm, you should have seen their eyes. |
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Jack and Jill Went up the hill, To have little fun. Jill, that dill Forgot her pill, And now they have a son. ![]() ![]() ![]() I will start another one Mary had a little lamb It ran into a pylon. 10,000 volts went up it's A$$, And turned it's wool to nylon. ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Jack and Jill Went up the hill, To have little fun. Jill, that dill Forgot her pill, And now they have a son. ![]() ![]() ![]() I will start another one Mary had a little lamb It ran into a pylon. 10,000 volts went up it's A$$, And turned it's wool to nylon. ![]() ![]() ![]() Georgie Porgy, pudding and pie. Kissed the girls and made them cry. When the boys came out to play, He kissed them too, cause he was gay. |
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Jack and Jill Went up the hill, To have little fun. Jill, that dill Forgot her pill, And now they have a son. ![]() ![]() ![]() I will start another one Mary had a little lamb It ran into a pylon. 10,000 volts went up it's A$$, And turned it's wool to nylon. ![]() ![]() ![]() Georgie Porgy, pudding and pie. Kissed the girls and made them cry. When the boys came out to play, He kissed them too, cause he was gay. After a super bad day this is just what I needed..Thanks for the laughs Robert ![]() |
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jack and jill went up the hill
each with a buck and a quarter jill came down with 2.50 the whoar!!! |
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Jack and Jill went up the hill but not to fetch some water Instead they went up to do somethin they shouldn't oughta NEXT... Mary had a little lamb, the doctors were surprised. But when Old MacDonald had a farm, you should have seen their eyes. ![]() ![]() |
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Lol
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Mary mary, really was contrary. When little miss muffit sat on her tuffit she felt a bob protruding from something hairy.
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LMAO!!! Good one Eric!!
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