Words Women Use:

1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's
wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

i say every word u put on here..i love it..

and its the truth..woman do say these words all the time..

Ohhhhhhhhhh So True!!!!

One my dad told a "young" male coworker to tell his wife years ago
during a fight was "case closed" - guess you know that young man was
making his own breakfasts and lunches for a week, and when dad asked him
if he was ever going to say it again, he said "NO!!!!".

Sorry, I know this was a woman's words thread, but just thought of this.

Cool.... most of us have learnt, most of this the hard way...

But share with some of the "positive" words, or indicators that has a
welcoming note !

I use those all the time.

I like responding to these as if she's actually said the meaning...

Me - What did you say?
Her - Nothing
Me - Honey, you want to go to ____?
Her - Whatever
Me -Well, where the hell do you want to go then?
Her - Loud Sigh...
Me - Well, F*ck You if you can't come up with a better place
Her - Don't worry about it
Me - Well if you don't want to go there and you can't think of anywhere
let's just not go anywhere!
Her - Fine
Me - Fine

No, I AM FINE


"giggles" Just wanted to say hi guys, I miss you.

Sluggo,

You're a trip!

...and 10.) Oh God!: No, she is not climaxing...just verbalizing that
her man is an idiot...do not question her and ask if everything's okay.
For the woman's response refer to #1.

Have you been eavesdropping around my house? OMG you nailed it!

did not really think of us women like that but now that you mentioned it
we are soooooooooooo bad lol.

So true.

why is this in the joke section Need to make a section called " facts
of life "

hahahaha, needed that one and oh soooo true,thanx for sharing

I love
those coversations...NOT!