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| Topic: BIG PROFILE WRITINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
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Inanity and vapidity are my new watchwords. I'm impressed!!! 
here is how my new profile will read: Female,46, working vagina, boobies, long hair, skinny. what do you think??? |
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Lol I cant wait till Lex sees this!!!
 
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yeah lex has been having class teaching new words. how fun
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Hey, I'm the Glamour Shot perpetrator.. I thought that was just good advice.. 
First impressions are always important. To me, a short profile like "I like walks on the beach and fluffy kittens. Looking for a guy with the same interests".. just tells me she's either not too bright or is not real serious about finding someone. If the photo catches my eye I will read every bit of a profile (unless they throw in twenty poems or something). I want to know all I can about someone. I know it was you...just trying to protect you...lol but I like walks on the beach, kitties, rainbows and 3-somes...lmao |
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Apparently we are to take advice from someone who thinks the crotch of a worn old pair of jeans will attract us girls...
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Edited by
auburngirl
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Wed 06/04/08 11:26 AM
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Yeah boy! Everytime we see that we think YOWSA got to get me some of THAT!
BTW, nice sock |
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A brief and impersonal profile shows me quite a bit about a person, and I've found thas over and over again those with little written, have it so as they have little to say. To my pleasure, in the end.
There is not too much going on upstairs and they are laid back dudes looking to chill and hang out and have fun with fun people. Or, as Lex would say, "I don't know what to write here". And sometimes that is a good thing, as it saves us the pain. Lack of effort in a profile narrative so often leads to whiny threads about "why won't people e-mail me?" or "what is wrong with me"? Duh. Short profiles are a RED FLAG for me. |
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If actions speak louder than words, why is there a picture of your crotch on here??
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Inanity and vapidity are my new watchwords. I'm impressed!!!
here is how my new profile will read: Female,46, working vagina, boobies, long hair, skinny. what do you think??? I think it will go over quite well on this site. |
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That's franks crotch!!! He is quite famous with his crotch!!!
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Edited by
auburngirl
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Wed 06/04/08 11:28 AM
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If actions speak louder than words, why is there a picture of your crotch on here??
Well, I'm just trying to figure out what words would match that action I guess \
OH OH brb, I forgot to send a daily email |
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This could be a new saturday night live skit- "Welcome to CROTCH TALK!"
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I always say.......Hello Franks crotch!!! and it talks back!!! Its wild!!!
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If actions speak louder than words, why is there a picture of your crotch on here??
Well, I'm just trying to figure out what words would match that action I guess \
OH OH brb, I forgot to send a daily email Oh did the picture of the crotch remind you?
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There's a bunch of crotchity people here today!
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But if you tell them this you are "intellectual elite". As far as labels go, I'm totally cool with that!
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Crotch talk! Where we go right to what matters!
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There's a bunch of crotchity people here today!
Always is
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But if you tell them this you are "intellectual elite". As far as labels go, I'm totally cool with that!
I know but I think it was intended to be insulting somehow.
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Crotch talk! Where we go right to what matters! OR left...in most cases |
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