...something for the fellows to keep in mind when reading a gals profile.....

40-ish - 49
Adventurous - Slept with everyone
Athletic - No tits
Average looking - Ugly
Beautiful - Pathological liar
Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure - On medication
Feminist - Fat
Free spirit - Junkie
Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person
Fun - Annoying
New Age - Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded - Desperate
Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate - Sloppy drunk
Professional - Biatch
Voluptuous - Very Fat
Large frame - Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate - Stalker

Dang I guess that makes me a voluptuous, average looking, adventurous woman looking for her soulmate

love those egg pics.....they're hilarious

Those are hilarious..thx