My boss loves gas too. So much in fact, i asked him for a raise(you guessed it) to help pay for gas and he told me he was cuttin back in liew of saving gas. My girlfriend is so supportive of my plight for gas. So much so that instead of driving to The big GA from WA, she says i can just pay for her flight (thanks babe). My ex. Is supportive she says i don't have to pay for her gas because her new boyfriend loves gas too, and doesn't mind pitching in (thanks big guy). Mom was thinking of visiting from canada but didn't have any gas, has gas now, but says she's trying to save it. My babysitter asked for a raise but of course i had to tell her that my boss wants to save for gas. She understands. I went to walmart last might to pick up some stuff and i saw these people with their kids holding signs saying; out of gas please help. As i drove by i thought to myself; wow i wish i thought of that idea first. Oh and my gas light is on. I better stop and get some gas on the way home. The nice guy that i am, i stopped and offered some help....i gave them my address to my house and invited them to join my support group for people who can't afford gas. But to my dismay the gentleman declined because he had a meeting to his support group for people who hate S.U.V.s and their drivers.

Silly, yet poignant!!

how was your coming out ceremony yesterday?

Ty thought we could use a laugh.

The Saudis are trying to keep us broke so we can't afford to fight the terrorist

NOt where i was going with this.