...while your significant other is taking their sweet arse time shopping:

1. Get the boxes of condoms &randomly put them in peoples carts when they are not looking.



2.

Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10 minute intervals

3.

Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the restrooms

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "I think we have a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.



5.

Turn all the radios to a polka station, then turn them all off and turn the volumes to 10

6.

Challenge other customers to duel with tubes of gift wrap

7.

Put M&M's on layaway

8. Move "CAUTION WET FLOOR" signs to carpet areas.



9.

Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them if they bring pillows from the bedding department

10.

When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "Why won't you people leave me alone?"

11. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. Wipe what you get on the lense.



12. Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I.

Joes and X Men

13.

Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon

14.

While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are

15.

Switch signs on the mens and womens bathrooms

16.

Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible"

17.

Set up a "Valet Parking" sign out front

18. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.



19.

Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!"

20.

When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position an scream "NO!NO! It's those voices again"

21.

Go to the food court, get a soft drink, tell them you don't get out much and would they put one of those little umbrellas in it

22. Go into the fitting room and yell real loud ...."Hey we're out of toilet paper in here!"

if you do some of these though, the employees get REALLY angry. Trust me, I've tried!

LMAO yeah well bout the only thing they could do is call the cops. Havent seen too many people that worry me at that store lol. I love being intimidating lol

Those are pretty good

and for this one here to work:4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "I think we have a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.


you need to be wearing the dark blue shirt/khaki pants..........................damn uniform policy

Love This Lil Husky in your Pic!

That was really good

hey Buddy, just noticed you online ...

are you back already ?

Thanks he's hell on wheels. Glad he ain't mine lol

this was posted a few days ago

Hmmmm was it? I missed it. I got this from one of my myspace buddies. Sorry if it's a repeat post. Worth the laugh none the less

That was YOU!!!????

LOL

<----- has done those ones
they got less funny over time cuz this got around and people recognized the pranks form this list

and i wanna do that one
but honest to god im kinda scared to untili find out whatthat means LOL

YOUR A SICK MAN-MY KIND OF PEOPLE!!!!!

the guns and anti depressant one is the best
the look on that ladies face was ****in priceless

n i did that alaram clock one years ago before this joke came out, regret it now that i work retail **** bugs the **** outta me when idiots do that