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pick up line ive seen first hand
The biggest crime a man can make is comparing with the first flower in April. If I happen to be a man like that, Mother Nature will put a curse on me for disgrace her finest master piece. The pattern of your body, the texture of your lips and the alignment of your face are the reasons you have an irreplaceable beauty. By the way what is your name? |
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God I couldn't remember all of that.
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God I couldn't remember all of that. i think i would've zoned out after the fourth word |
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The one that always works for me is:
"Pardon me, but do you work for UPS?" "Because I think I saw you checking out my package!" |
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I have never used a pick-up line, never had a need for one
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Im your Hucklberry
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God I couldn't remember all of that. i think i would've zoned out after the fourth word You get to remember more as you get older, at least until senility kicks in, in which case every morning is a first date. |
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pick up line ive seen first hand The biggest crime a man can make is comparing with the first flower in April. If I happen to be a man like that, Mother Nature will put a curse on me for disgrace her finest master piece. The pattern of your body, the texture of your lips and the alignment of your face are the reasons you have an irreplaceable beauty. By the way what is your name? wondering where this person took this from |
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can i wake up now after ive thrown up
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pick up line ive seen first hand The biggest crime a man can make is comparing with the first flower in April. If I happen to be a man like that, Mother Nature will put a curse on me for disgrace her finest master piece. The pattern of your body, the texture of your lips and the alignment of your face are the reasons you have an irreplaceable beauty. By the way what is your name? Never mind that. What line worked on you? |
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A line that kinda worked on me once (actually I burst out laughing first) was...
If I was to rearrange the alphabet I would put U & I together, how about it? |
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