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my dog has fleas, somebody please, help me with these, my poor dog's fleas, I've given him a bath, I've been bitten by his wrath, I've given him th soap, I'm feelin' like a dope, sitting here all wet, I know my ass is draggin', how much you wanna bet, I know he's outside braggin'... got away with just a wiggle, lick my face and got a giggle, got some soap in my eye, then he went so bye bye, gone like a shot, went right out th' door, gone,like as not, now I'm on th' floor, sitting here on my ass, I know he's rolling in th'grass, now my ass is draggin', and I know he's out there braggin'... Lonely Soul 
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LOL A good one Mike. I've been in similar situation. Why bathe him if
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Funny that is too cute and know the feeling on that one lol
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That was funny,,, Wow! I've been thier
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lol..me too..thank god i dont have to deal with that anymore. u cant get
rid of fleas either.. 
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maybe you should stop sleeping with him.
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Good one DJ Slick. Sometimes an itch is not a good itch. If you try to
scratch it, it only gets worse. hmmmmm BTW - saw Ghost Rider today. Cage was all right. Special effects were off the deep end. Would've loved to have been on that set! |
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thank you all for reading
just trying to lighten things up in here... nothing says a poem can't be funny too... just an every day thing to rhyme about... keeping my brain in motion
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hey shameless...
chill... if your comment were funny... you might be able to see me smile or laugh... I find you insulting me...go away please... Wichypoo...HUH? 
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i have to admit that was a funny one and yes i think we all need a good
laugh here so i thankyou m for this amusing poem |
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remembering when my wolfie got a bath,
it was easy after he was trained
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Your just to cute 
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I'm too cute?
have you looked in a mirror lately?
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Funny and very cute.
"lighten up" yup, I think I heard that phrase before. Thanks for lighten up things around here.
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excuse me,I'm just lightin' up...lol
<{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{@#*~~~ anybody want some? |
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excuse me,I'm just lightin' up...lol
<{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{@#*~~~ anybody want some?
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didn't mean to bogart th first one like that y'all...
ooooops 
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now where is that silly dog?
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