"Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk!"
"Man who run in front of car get tired"
"Man who run behind car get exhausted"
"Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails."
"Man who eat many prunes get good run for money."
"Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse."
"Man who sleep in cathouse by day, sleep in doghouse by night."
"Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!"
"Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out!"
"It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it."
"Man who live in glass house should change in basement"
"Man who fart in church sits in own pew."
"Crowded elevator smells different to midget.

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