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The moment they see an anti woman joke I like seeing jokes about men
here is one lot . If you quote please remember where you saw it. For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. Men are like.... Men are like Laxatives. They irritate the c##p out of you. Men are like Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are. Men are like Weather. Nothing can be done to change them. Men are like Chocolate Bars.. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. Men are like Commercials. You can't believe a word they say. Men are like Department Stores... Their clothes are always 1/2 off! Men are like Government Bonds.... They take soooooooo long to mature. Men are like Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. Men are like Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while. Men are like Snowstorms. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. Men are like Parking Spots. All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. |
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MEN SUCK!!
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Women are like parking spots: they are whores and Liars
seriously, nothing better than the standard cliche men jokes? Maybe there are better chick jokes because men are better at generalizing, women make it hurt worse because they make it personal. |
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Edited by
kendrab90
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Mon 06/02/08 02:26 PM
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Women are like parking spots: they are whores and Liars seriously, nothing better than the standard cliche men jokes? Maybe there are better chick jokes because men are better at generalizing, women make it hurt worse because they make it personal. wow thats low  
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Edited by
kendrab90
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Mon 06/02/08 02:29 PM
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and just for your info i did try to park today and you're right that spot was a whore after one car pulled out another pulled in
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Edited by kendrab90 on Mon 06/02/08 02:26 PM
What happened to the quote? 
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good one bob
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good one bob
Thanks so many people chew my proverbial about my attitude about woman which is very honourable but witty, I thought I post something for them to see I am witty about men too Keeps all in balance Now where were we my sweets    
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WOW, JT...angry much???
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