Installing a husband


Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a

distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the

flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under

Boyfriend 5.0.



In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such

as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable

programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.



Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes

the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to

no avail.



What can I do?

Signed, Desperate



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Dear Desperate:



First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while

Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: 'I Thought

You Loved Me.exe' and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to

install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed,

Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0

and Flowers 3.5.



But remember, over use of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to

default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a

very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.



Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in

the background that will eventually seize control of all your system

resources).



Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are

unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 .



In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited

memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider

buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We

recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.



Good Luck,



Tech Support

Now that was funny. I'm going to have to make a note of all these programs for my future hubby!

hii
friends
here
a new game

ill give u a sentence
u can add ur own to make a meaningful story
its very interesting
for eg.
1.one day i joined justsayhi.

2. then i meet a gal .

3.etc

that is so true lol

Good One

funny, every time I read it