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my fav having to be from joe dirt....
life is like a garden...dig it 
whats ur fav hilarious quotes 
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THERES MORE WHERE THAT CAM FROM
PLENTY OF MORE FISH IN THE SEA... I DONT KNOW IF THATS WHAT U ASKED ARE THOSE OK |
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From Family Feud in Fast Money:
"Time will fart, start! Time will not fart"
One more from the Feud, most famous answer of all time: "Name the month when a woman begins to look pregnant" Answer: September
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kleisto
pooh those are fine sista
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U KNOW I HAD ROO SO THIS FOR AN ASSIGNMENT ON SOC 130 DONT KNOW WHY..........SHE HAD US DO THAT ONLIN E CLASS
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Famous Churchill quote...
Lady Astor: "If I were married to you, I'd put poison in your coffee." Reply: "If I were married to you, I'd drink it." |
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"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. "
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your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I turn your head into a canoe, get it?
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I like one from Moonlight:
Mick: "I got hit in the face with a sacred Ass Paddle" Beth: "Karma." |
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I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey.
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Edited by
poohbearface19
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Sat 05/31/08 11:59 AM
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ONE DAY I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET ALMOST HOME FROM FRIENDS HOUSE I SAW THIS GUY SCOP ME OUT....SO I DECIDD TOO PUT VOLUME DOWN ON I POD AND PRETEND I WAS REAL INTO MUSIC MOT LISTENING SO I PASSED BY HE SAID.... LEFT RIGHT RIGHT LEFT IF HOW U WALK U SHAKE I WANT SOME OF HTAT SHAKE AHAHHAHA I WAS LIEK SURE AHHAHA
SORRY I KNOW IT HAS NOTHING OTO DO WITH THIS JSUT THIS STUF REMINDED ME OF THIS |
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Couple from the Simpsons:
Homer: Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a package for me. Guy: Ok Mr. Burns what's your first name? Homer: I don't know. "Simpson, Homer Simpson, he's the smartest guy in historyyyyy. From the, town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut treeeeee" |
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Mark Twain
"A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain. " |
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I pi$$ excellence!
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"I don't have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun you!"
-? Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho marx |
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"I know the human-being and fish can coexist peacefully." -George W. Bush
"You work three jobs? … Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." —to a divorced mother of three, George W. Bush. "Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" -George W. Bush |
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HOW DOES THE ABCS ONE GO
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"A majority of our imports come from outside the country."---George Bush
I mean, no **** sherlock!
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Yogi Beara's - "It was deja vue all over again..."
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