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peachiegirl28 Joined Sun 09/16/07 Posts: 19292	Sat 05/31/08 11:51 AM
my fav having to be from joe dirt.... life is like a garden...dig it whats ur fav hilarious quotes

poohbearface19 Joined Wed 04/23/08 Posts: 1847	Sat 05/31/08 11:53 AM
THERES MORE WHERE THAT CAM FROM PLENTY OF MORE FISH IN THE SEA... I DONT KNOW IF THATS WHAT U ASKED ARE THOSE OK

Kleisto Joined Tue 05/13/08 Posts: 5704	Sat 05/31/08 11:53 AM
From Family Feud in Fast Money: "Time will fart, start! Time will not fart" One more from the Feud, most famous answer of all time: "Name the month when a woman begins to look pregnant" Answer: September

peachiegirl28 Joined Sun 09/16/07 Posts: 19292	Sat 05/31/08 11:54 AM
kleisto pooh those are fine sista

poohbearface19 Joined Wed 04/23/08 Posts: 1847	Sat 05/31/08 11:55 AM
U KNOW I HAD ROO SO THIS FOR AN ASSIGNMENT ON SOC 130 DONT KNOW WHY..........SHE HAD US DO THAT ONLIN E CLASS

Tankk Joined Tue 03/11/08 Posts: 1450	Sat 05/31/08 11:55 AM
Famous Churchill quote... Lady Astor: "If I were married to you, I'd put poison in your coffee." Reply: "If I were married to you, I'd drink it."

Neilneo Joined Tue 01/01/08 Posts: 177	Sat 05/31/08 11:56 AM
"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. "

Single_Rob Joined Mon 02/04/08 Posts: 8233	Sat 05/31/08 11:56 AM
your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I turn your head into a canoe, get it?

evil_lion15 Joined Sat 12/01/07 Posts: 22	Sat 05/31/08 11:57 AM
I like one from Moonlight: Mick: "I got hit in the face with a sacred Ass Paddle" Beth: "Karma."

bl4cks4bb4th Joined Sat 10/27/07 Posts: 1650	Sat 05/31/08 11:58 AM
I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey.

poohbearface19 Joined Wed 04/23/08 Posts: 1847	Sat 05/31/08 11:58 AM Edited by poohbearface19 on Sat 05/31/08 11:59 AM
ONE DAY I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET ALMOST HOME FROM FRIENDS HOUSE I SAW THIS GUY SCOP ME OUT....SO I DECIDD TOO PUT VOLUME DOWN ON I POD AND PRETEND I WAS REAL INTO MUSIC MOT LISTENING SO I PASSED BY HE SAID.... LEFT RIGHT RIGHT LEFT IF HOW U WALK U SHAKE I WANT SOME OF HTAT SHAKE AHAHHAHA I WAS LIEK SURE AHHAHA SORRY I KNOW IT HAS NOTHING OTO DO WITH THIS JSUT THIS STUF REMINDED ME OF THIS

Kleisto Joined Tue 05/13/08 Posts: 5704	Sat 05/31/08 11:58 AM
Couple from the Simpsons: Homer: Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a package for me. Guy: Ok Mr. Burns what's your first name? Homer: I don't know. "Simpson, Homer Simpson, he's the smartest guy in historyyyyy. From the, town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut treeeeee"

Neilneo Joined Tue 01/01/08 Posts: 177	Sat 05/31/08 11:58 AM
Mark Twain "A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain. "

SimplyElla Joined Wed 02/13/08 Posts: 7124	Sat 05/31/08 11:59 AM
I pi$$ excellence!

BrandSpankinNew Joined Sat 12/22/07 Posts: 216	Sat 05/31/08 12:00 PM
"I don't have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun you!" -? Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho marx

FearandLoathing Joined Fri 12/28/07 Posts: 30121	Sat 05/31/08 12:00 PM
"I know the human-being and fish can coexist peacefully." -George W. Bush "You work three jobs? … Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." —to a divorced mother of three, George W. Bush. "Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" -George W. Bush

peachiegirl28 Joined Sun 09/16/07 Posts: 19292	Sat 05/31/08 12:00 PM


poohbearface19 Joined Wed 04/23/08 Posts: 1847	Sat 05/31/08 12:01 PM
HOW DOES THE ABCS ONE GO

evil_lion15 Joined Sat 12/01/07 Posts: 22	Sat 05/31/08 12:03 PM
"A majority of our imports come from outside the country."---George Bush I mean, no **** sherlock!

LouLou2 Joined Sun 04/13/08 Posts: 1685	Sat 05/31/08 12:04 PM
Yogi Beara's - "It was deja vue all over again..."