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Love is like a tire iron. (Uncle Ted)
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i put that joint in my mouth because of peer pressure but i did not inhale.....bill clinton
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  <------------thats mine
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i put that joint in my mouth because of peer pressure but i did not inhale.....bill clinton
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman...Ms. Lewinsky" -The one and only Pimp Clinton.
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i do not believe the white substance on her dress to be my semen
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Edited by
robert1652
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Sat 05/31/08 12:11 PM
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The future is so bright Got to wear shades
Bob Abrahams I am not sleep I am just resting my eyes. Bob Abrahams |
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Yogi Beara's - "It was deja vue all over again..." Speaking of Yogi, from the Aflac ads. "The one you really need to have, if you don't have it, that's why you need it." "Well if you get hurt and miss work, it won't hurt to miss work. And they give you cash, which is just as good as money". Gotta love Yogi.
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hey boo boo lets go get us sum picnic baskets....(typed in full yogi accent)
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hey boo boo lets go get us sum picnic baskets....(typed in full yogi accent)
awww, you're terrible you know that? 
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John Madden has some great quotes.
During a MNF game when they panned up and showed the full moon and he says "Can you believe a cow jumped over that thing?" Some other good ones are: "To get more yards, it's best to move the ball from the line of scrimmage down the field." "Usually the team with the most points wins the game!" "Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon." "Hey Al, ya ever kick a bag of bolts?" |
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The future is so bright Got to wear shades Bob Abrahams I am not sleep I am just resting my eyes. Bob Abrahams I am alright the problem are the others Bob Abrahams |
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'There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?'
Airplane |
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"Surely you're not serious"
"I am serious and don't call me shirley"
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"I think that God has a sick sense of humor...and when I die...I expect to find him laughing."--my brother, Martin V. Trujillo, Jan. 20, 1955--May 21, 2008
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