Maybe its a spider crab?

oh I have a photo of a scary spider that was in my house last summer eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEKKKK!!!!!!

Well the one I chased out of my office today was about the size of my Boot soul thats big enough for me ..

I cant find it its like lookin for a needle in a hay stack in my photos I found a photo of the living room of the doll house that I made though

Very cool... can I move in ??? its nicer then my house maybe alittle cramped for a guy my size tho LMAO

Well as it appears my powers to clear a room are still intact , I shall bow away gracefully and bid you all.... adeau

blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaARGH!!!

(((((((purple))))) what happened>>????

oh blaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!
I've been waiting alllllllllllllllll day an got the bay sitter on stand by but its almost 7 oclock
somebody was supposed to take me out on a date tonight
but that somebody lives two hours away , we we're gonna meet in the middle but I'd say its getting tooo late , baby sitter has school tommorrow its hard to get a sitter

awwww sweetie I am sorry,u need this,is there any family or any one else u can think of that can???

my kids are my only family

an hes probebly going back to the mainland thursday soooo it'll be another week or so till we could try for a date again

awww sweetie I am sorry


if I was there I would help ya out in a heart beart

awwwwwwwwww thanks (((((OC)))))

u are welcome sweetie


u deserve to be happy

<<-- 100% retard

1. [ x] I have walked into a glass/screen door/pole/wall
2. [ X] have tripped on my shoelace and fallen.
3. [ x] I have choked on my own spit.
4. [x ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.
5. [ x] I type only with my pointer fingers.
6. [x ] I have accidentally caught something on fire.
7. [x ] I've said something blonde when I wasn't blonde.
8. [x ]I have attempted to sip out of a straw and completely missed
9. [ x] I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked at me weird. (OMG! I do that ALL the time! LMAO!)
10. [x ] I've caught myself drooling once before
11. [x ] I've accidentally caused an explosion.
12. [x ] If someone says the word "fart,"sometimes I can't help but laugh.
13. [x ] I've been into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times.
14. [x ] Sometimes I just...stop thinking and zone out.
15. [x ] Sometimes I can't stop laughing at the same joke even if it was told a really long time ago.

16. [x ] I have tried to lick my elbow
17. [ x]People often shake their heads and walk away from me
18. [x ] People sometimes tell me to use my "inside voice"
19. [x] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
20. [x ] I use my fingers to do simple math.


21. [x ] I've jumped off a moving vehicle.
22. [ x] I've eaten a bug for $5 or less
23. [x ] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important
24. [x ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I don't.
25. [x ] I've removed my pants when I was with friends.

26. [ x] I've ran around outside naked when I was with friends
27. [x ] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.
28. [x ] I accidentally break a lot of things.
29. [x ] My friends know not to use big words on me.
30. [x ] I put my head to the side when I'm confused.

31. [x ] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.
32. [x ] I've fallen out of my chair before.
33. [x ] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.
34. [x ] I've totally embarrassed myself and othas by making weird noises..NOT
35. [x ] You've actually fallen to the floor while laughing

Du hast

Du
Du hast
Du hast mich

Du
Du hast
Du hast mich

Du hast mich
Du hast mich gefragt
Du hast mich gefragt
Du hast mich gefragt und ich hab nichts gesagt

Willst du bis der tod euch scheidet
Treu ihr sein fr alle tage...

Nein

Willst du bis zum tod der scheide
Sie lieben auch in schlechten tagen....

Nein

honey, im home !

honey I shrunk the kids