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Dear Journal ..... I think this week should be OVER ... RIGHT NOW
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Day 2 face------->
 I DONTTTTTTTTTTTTT WANNA GO TO WORK TODAY!!! 
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Dear Journal....i need to get laid soon
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Day 2 face------->
I DONTTTTTTTTTTTTT WANNA GO TO WORK TODAY!!!
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Dear Journal....i need to get laid soon   
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DD
I DONT THINK GYPSY WANTS TO GO TO WORK TODAY I HOPE SHE FINDS ENOUGH MONEY TODAY TO STOP WORKING FOREVER 
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Day 2 face-------> I DONTTTTTTTTTTTTT WANNA GO TO WORK TODAY!!! <----- this is what I will be doing for 2 days
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Dear Journal....i need to get laid soon this could be ALL of our "tunes "
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DD I DONT THINK GYPSY WANTS TO GO TO WORK TODAY I HOPE SHE FINDS ENOUGH MONEY TODAY TO STOP WORKING FOREVER
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Dear Journal....i need to get laid soon this could be ALL of our "tunes "
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Ha-Ha! Well now we call this the act of mating
But there are several other very important differences Between human beings and animals that you should know about I’d appreciate your input Sweat baby, sweat baby, sex is a Texas drought Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about So put you hands down my pants and I’ll bet you'll feel nuts Yes I'm Siskel yes I'm Ebert and you’re getting two thumbs up You’ve had enough of two hand touch you want it rough you’re out of bounce I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex like Coca Cola stock you are incline To make me rise one hour early just like Daylight Savings Time Do it now You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Gettin’ horny now Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific, I wanna be down in your South Seas But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means “Small Craft Advisory” So if I capzise on your thighs high tide B-5 you sunk my battleship Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip So show me yours, I'll show you mine “Tool Time” you'll Lovett just like Lyle And then we do it doggy style so we can both watch “X-files” Do it now You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Gettin’ horny now You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it now You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Gettin’ horny now
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LMAO
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTW8oUV8Aq0
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You rock it girl.
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Edited by
s1owhand
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Fri 05/30/08 11:02 AM
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Dear Journal ..... I think this week should be OVER ... RIGHT NOW gavels one <<<knock>>> do i hear a second? Muriel seconds. gavels second time <<<knock>>> we have a second on the motion - all in favor? (resounding) <<<AYE>>> gavels third time <<<KNOCK>>> motion passes by acclamation. this week is done!!
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My week isnt done!!!
 Day 2 face---->
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My week isnt done!!!
Day 2 face---->
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My week isnt done!!!
Day 2 face---->
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can you tell my week isnt done???
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Ha-Ha! Well now we call this the act of mating
But there are several other very important differences Between human beings and animals that you should know about I’d appreciate your input Sweat baby, sweat baby, sex is a Texas drought Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about So put you hands down my pants and I’ll bet you'll feel nuts Yes I'm Siskel yes I'm Ebert and you’re getting two thumbs up You’ve had enough of two hand touch you want it rough you’re out of bounce I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex like Coca Cola stock you are incline To make me rise one hour early just like Daylight Savings Time Do it now You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Gettin’ horny now Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific, I wanna be down in your South Seas But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means “Small Craft Advisory” So if I capzise on your thighs high tide B-5 you sunk my battleship Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip So show me yours, I'll show you mine “Tool Time” you'll Lovett just like Lyle And then we do it doggy style so we can both watch “X-files” Do it now You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Gettin’ horny now You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it now You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Gettin’ horny now
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