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Topic: Gotta love the general
MyrtleBeachDude Joined Tue 12/18/07 Posts: 4028	Fri 05/30/08 09:07 AM
General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. You'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of an ABC interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military headquarters. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base? GENERAL COSGROVE: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it? GENERAL COSGROVE: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children? GENERAL COSGROVE: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers. GENERAL COSGROVE: W ell, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you? The radio went silent and the interview ended.

cloudedsunshine Joined Thu 05/08/08 Posts: 1375	Fri 05/30/08 09:08 AM
Gund dont kill people people kill people

elwoodsully Joined Tue 05/01/07 Posts: 7477	Fri 05/30/08 09:08 AM
God bless the military mind..lol

viraloneontheout Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 2333	Fri 05/30/08 09:09 AM
thats great

Wiccancowboy Joined Mon 10/01/07 Posts: 800	Fri 05/30/08 09:10 AM
I LOVE IT!!

BobbyJ Joined Fri 02/22/08 Posts: 1368	Fri 05/30/08 09:15 AM
Too good!

No1sLove Joined Wed 04/16/08 Posts: 10342	Fri 05/30/08 09:16 AM
(((Myrtle))) You are late...done posted that one couple weeks ago.

rainysky39 Joined Sun 01/20/08 Posts: 4071	Fri 05/30/08 09:16 AM
Better they learn it young so "IF" they have to fight wars in their future they are already knowledgeable in that area. I know how to shoot a gun..pistol, rifle or shotgun. Doesnt even have to be a male in order to learn.

cloudedsunshine Joined Thu 05/08/08 Posts: 1375	Fri 05/30/08 09:18 AM
Better they learn it young so "IF" they have to fight wars in their future they are already knowledgeable in that area. I know how to shoot a gun..pistol, rifle or shotgun. Doesnt even have to be a male in order to learn. no fair I want to learn

Lance1205 Joined Mon 05/05/08 Posts: 212	Fri 05/30/08 09:26 AM
A boy who knows his way around a rifle is LESS likely to shoot someone accidently I belived it to be a wonderful idea, teaching children proper handling of a firearm.

No1sLove Joined Wed 04/16/08 Posts: 10342	Fri 05/30/08 09:27 AM
Gund dont kill people people kill people I like the bumper sticker...Guns don't kill ppl, I do!

cloudedsunshine Joined Thu 05/08/08 Posts: 1375	Fri 05/30/08 09:44 AM
Gund dont kill people people kill people I like the bumper sticker...Guns don't kill ppl, I do! Guns don't kill people, but the voices in my head want me to.

MyrtleBeachDude Joined Tue 12/18/07 Posts: 4028	Fri 05/30/08 09:44 AM
(((Myrtle))) You are late...done posted that one couple weeks ago. Sorry dear I read em I post em. Don't have time to read the archives to see if it's a repeat lol

whispertoascream Joined Fri 11/17/06 Posts: 22844	Fri 05/30/08 09:49 AM
(((Myrtle))) You are late...done posted that one couple weeks ago. but I missed it. And It was funny

No1sLove Joined Wed 04/16/08 Posts: 10342	Fri 05/30/08 09:50 AM
(((Myrtle))) You are late...done posted that one couple weeks ago. Sorry dear I read em I post em. Don't have time to read the archives to see if it's a repeat lol You know I'm teasing sweetie!

awolf1010 Joined Sun 03/30/08 Posts: 7251	Fri 05/30/08 09:51 AM
Better they learn it young so "IF" they have to fight wars in their future they are already knowledgeable in that area. I know how to shoot a gun..pistol, rifle or shotgun. Doesnt even have to be a male in order to learn. no fair I want to learn I'll teach ya....

Jtevans Joined Fri 08/10/07 Posts: 30654	Fri 05/30/08 09:57 AM
that's the best sh1t i've ever heard!

rainysky39 Joined Sun 01/20/08 Posts: 4071	Fri 05/30/08 09:58 AM
Better they learn it young so "IF" they have to fight wars in their future they are already knowledgeable in that area. I know how to shoot a gun..pistol, rifle or shotgun. Doesnt even have to be a male in order to learn. no fair I want to learn Learning is actually fun and when guys know that you know how to shoot...they are careful what they do/say to you.

MyrtleBeachDude Joined Tue 12/18/07 Posts: 4028	Fri 05/30/08 10:00 AM
(((Myrtle))) You are late...done posted that one couple weeks ago. Sorry dear I read em I post em. Don't have time to read the archives to see if it's a repeat lol You know I'm teasing sweetie! I still love ya

No1sLove Joined Wed 04/16/08 Posts: 10342	Fri 05/30/08 10:04 AM
(((Myrtle))) You are late...done posted that one couple weeks ago. Sorry dear I read em I post em. Don't have time to read the archives to see if it's a repeat lol You know I'm teasing sweetie! I still love ya You'll always be the best un boyfriend I never had. And I truly mean that with none of my heart.