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Topic: !!!!!what not 2 do on a 1st date!!!!
MYheartACHES4u Joined Tue 05/27/08 Posts: 3076	Fri 05/30/08 08:56 AM Edited by MYheartACHES4u on Fri 05/30/08 08:58 AM
pay

No1sLove Joined Wed 04/16/08 Posts: 10342	Fri 05/30/08 08:57 AM
trip and knock him into the waiter carrying a tray of lobsters

SunnyMcleod Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 15208	Fri 05/30/08 08:57 AM
throw up... ON him

MYheartACHES4u Joined Tue 05/27/08 Posts: 3076	Fri 05/30/08 08:57 AM
show her your celler full of sex toys and fetish stuff

Italy0219 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 2523	Fri 05/30/08 08:58 AM
awww i thought farting was allowed, no wonder they never call me back

ljcc1964 Joined Fri 10/19/07 Posts: 8298	Fri 05/30/08 08:58 AM
FOR GOD'S SAKE...DON'T PICK YOUR NOSE!!!

No1sLove Joined Wed 04/16/08 Posts: 10342	Fri 05/30/08 08:59 AM
throw his master card in the trash when your trying to help clean the red wine off his beige jacket.

beachbum069 Joined Mon 04/07/08 Posts: 14325	Fri 05/30/08 09:01 AM
awww i thought farting was allowed, no wonder they never call me back Only in special circumstances is farting allowed.

MYheartACHES4u Joined Tue 05/27/08 Posts: 3076	Fri 05/30/08 09:02 AM
throw his master card in the trash when your trying to help clean the red wine off his beige jacket. remind me too never date you

hunky62 Joined Mon 03/10/08 Posts: 1894	Fri 05/30/08 09:03 AM
awww i thought farting was allowed, no wonder they never call me back ...and remember to grab your panties on the way out too...

cloudedsunshine Joined Thu 05/08/08 Posts: 1375	Fri 05/30/08 09:04 AM
show her your celler full of sex toys and fetish stuff who knows she may like it

MYheartACHES4u Joined Tue 05/27/08 Posts: 3076	Fri 05/30/08 09:06 AM
show her your celler full of sex toys and fetish stuff who knows she may like it now that would scare me off

darkowl1 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 13060	Fri 05/30/08 09:08 AM
ask her if she wants to play the play-doh game.....then, promptly sh!T in your pants, jump backwards, and sit on it hard.

No1sLove Joined Wed 04/16/08 Posts: 10342	Fri 05/30/08 09:11 AM
throw his master card in the trash when your trying to help clean the red wine off his beige jacket. remind me too never date you Surprisingly all the above happened on one date...and he kept coming back for 8 1/2 years.

MYheartACHES4u Joined Tue 05/27/08 Posts: 3076	Fri 05/30/08 09:15 AM
throw his master card in the trash when your trying to help clean the red wine off his beige jacket. remind me too never date you Surprisingly all the above happened on one date...and he kept coming back for 8 1/2 years. he just wanted to get his moneys worth........damn

hunky62 Joined Mon 03/10/08 Posts: 1894	Fri 05/30/08 09:15 AM
throw his master card in the trash when your trying to help clean the red wine off his beige jacket. remind me too never date you Surprisingly all the above happened on one date...and he kept coming back for 8 1/2 years. That is the definition of a "masochist"

SunnyMcleod Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 15208	Fri 05/30/08 09:16 AM
throw his master card in the trash when your trying to help clean the red wine off his beige jacket. remind me too never date you Surprisingly all the above happened on one date...and he kept coming back for 8 1/2 years. That's cuz you're a doll And some guys are weird. I went on a 'date' with a guy and I tried to hold his hand and he ran away... so you did better than me

No1sLove Joined Wed 04/16/08 Posts: 10342	Fri 05/30/08 09:18 AM Edited by No1sLove on Fri 05/30/08 09:18 AM
It wears off after a week or two. If I spill things means I like ya. Just hang onto your stuff and don't let me drive...K?

MYheartACHES4u Joined Tue 05/27/08 Posts: 3076	Fri 05/30/08 09:20 AM
It wears off after a week or two. If I spill things means I like ya. Just hang onto your stuff and don't let me drive...K? nope couldn't date you...........or at least go out in public for a few weeks.........i'm the same way.......we would be banned from every place in town

No1sLove Joined Wed 04/16/08 Posts: 10342	Fri 05/30/08 09:21 AM
throw his master card in the trash when your trying to help clean the red wine off his beige jacket. remind me too never date you Surprisingly all the above happened on one date...and he kept coming back for 8 1/2 years. That's cuz you're a doll And some guys are weird. I went on a 'date' with a guy and I tried to hold his hand and he ran away... so you did better than me I might have spilt something on yours on purpose.