Just stopping in to drop off some fresh batteries for the Hawt Hussy

Hiker~ It is like when you smell something bad and you ask your friend, "Ewwww. Smell this?"

Lexy~ You don't have a brother do you? Do you believe in polyamory?

That has something to do with birds and eels, right?

Well while you're here sailor....

Dodger.

That's it, Lecks is Duck Dodger....

I believe in Cleveland Amory....

There's a Ravenna Arsonal....

Do I really have to throw myself at you in here and have you be forced to publicly reject me...

I am thinking of that song, "Almost Lovers"...
"Goodbye, my almost lover
Goodbye, my hopeless dream
I'm trying not to think about you

Should've known you'd bring me heartache
Almost lovers always do "

Wait, who are you talking to....?

Damn it lillith.... How appropriate right now....

Yaaaa when I read all the lyrics I see what you mean. I only posted what applied to you, my Sexy Lexy Lexicon.

Unrequited love hurts, and I'm not having that problem with anyone else but you.

Alright I'm out for a bit, pray for me....

Peace be with you, in the name of the ....

All I can say is !!!!!!!!

I know Lexy... but let me explain it (as if I need to). I have this horrific date last night. Funny but sad, wasteful of personal care products beyond belief. I brushed my teeth, put on perfume, lotion, lipstick, blah blah blah. For what? To get into an argument?

I am merely overcompensating. I apologize.

I finished my lunch. I need chocolate.

CHOCOLATE!!!!!

Don't apologize -- I'm not exactly adverse to getting some attention from the smartest person on the site! (No arguments, either!)

I can totally sympathize about the date -- not the specifics, exactly, but the general tenor -- I mean, you could just as easily have gotten into an argument without leaving home! -- but I figure that guy can't be very bright, can't be worth your time or effort or anything, if he doesn't appreciate you....

You deserve better. SO much better....!!

So much smarter, really, too....!!

In the end, he's the big loser -- and, yes, that's a double entendre....

when I grow up I wanna be just like Lilith

Lexy & Fran~

Thanks guys. It really was a riot, and I'll admit there were a few snappy retorts on my part, based on the absolute incredulity I had from his outlandish assertions of fact. I can respect opinion, but only when it isn't touted as "TRUTH". I think we can all relate to THAT.

When I realized I was started to argue back is when I exited stage left. I was laughing minutes later on the phone with Lily.. it was too damn good not to laugh at.