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| Topic: Popcorn... - part 2 | |
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yuppers etrain,,,,,,gotta rid my garden of the weeds    I'll send my right hand man Mirror to deal with your weed problem izzie...just watch it...he bites  my garden is fine rite now.. im just thinkin that peekin needs to get rid of her HOE! I'll send Mirror do that then...once I get him to stopping my leg....get off Mirror 
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lol..
not a well trained dog?? (had to unbreak the thread... stupid thing) |
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lol.. not a well trained dog?? (had to unbreak the thread... stupid thing) hes terrible...but you just got to let him finish humping once he starts
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I better get the hell out of here before the Queen of the damned comes back
cheers to all
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hey there's the sexier man of JSH ... over what's his name ..
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Mirrors help would just be added insurance,,,
the "weed" I expereinced this weekend drowned himself   |
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Wasn't there just a jellyfish thread? Maybe he thought
 he got stung by a jellyfish?
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does work count as good???  hey lily how was the fair??? tarot? It was good..ish. |
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Please tell me I didn't miss the jellyfish thread
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It was just if you ever got stung and we all talked about how if you pee on it it stops hurting!
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It was just if you ever got stung and we all talked about how if you pee on it it stops hurting! Ok,,so the part i left out,,, He had jean SHORTS on,,,, I'll let the rest play out in your imagination,,,but I'm thinking CRABS
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Oh my what have I missed??
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Oh my what have I missed?? read back a few pages,,,, I topped Lilith's bad date experience
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Oh my what have I missed?? read back a few pages,,,, I topped Lilith's bad date experience I did, that's what I'm saying, you didn't tell me ALL that..OMG, I haven't had one that bad... I'm the Queen of bad dates...
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It appears I've gotten the BAD date of the month award
Lucky me I gotta tell ya,,I had no clue how to handle it either,,,he kept on going like nothing happened,,and I could hear his sneakers squeak,,, I so wimped out and ducked out saying I had a call I had to make and LEFT HIM at the restraunt,, I don't know what happened after I left,,but I don't think he remembers it,,he kept callin and texting me until I TOLD him he peeed his pants 
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It appears I've gotten the BAD date of the month award Lucky me I gotta tell ya,,I had no clue how to handle it either,,,he kept on going like nothing happened,,and I could hear his sneakers squeak,,, I so wimped out and ducked out saying I had a call I had to make and LEFT HIM at the restraunt,, I don't know what happened after I left,,but I don't think he remembers it,,he kept callin and texting me until I TOLD him he peeed his pants OMG, yes, you get the tiarra...let me dust if off for you.... |
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It appears I've gotten the BAD date of the month award Lucky me I gotta tell ya,,I had no clue how to handle it either,,,he kept on going like nothing happened,,and I could hear his sneakers squeak,,, I so wimped out and ducked out saying I had a call I had to make and LEFT HIM at the restraunt,, I don't know what happened after I left,,but I don't think he remembers it,,he kept callin and texting me until I TOLD him he peeed his pants OMG, yes, you get the tiarra...let me dust if off for you.... FINALLY<<<<<< I'm usually the bridesmaid,,never the bride,,, Hey,,wait a min,,, Not sure thats how I wanted to be recognized Oh,,I forgot to mention,,before I even GOT there,,this dude was callin my cell off the wall,,cause he couldn't get the directions to the restraunt right,,,I was thinking,,"boy,,is he STUPID",,how naive am i huh?!?!?!?finally, I had to YELL at him to stay where he was and NOT move,,I would come get him,,2 blocks away,, Not sure if he even found his car afterwards
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Peekin.... Well... ummmm. So he is single right?
Fix me up?
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Peekin.... Well... ummmm. So he is single right? Fix me up? Ya might be outta luck Lilith,,,there were a few woman at the bar that night that were right up his alley,,, But I'm on a roll this month if you want to double date stalkers or liars,,,the date before this was with a married man Unbeknowst to me. His wife walked in while we were having dinner
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Damn you get all the good ones.
 You should go on Comic Relief!
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