the best dates Ive ever had were invisible, cheap, went where I wanted to go and they NEVER said NO!!!

stupid broken thread~~~~



mikey.. blow up doll??

Not the doll she drank too much when we went clubbing!!!

ya, but did she get drunk, and peeherself.. or puke on your shoes??
thats worse..

yup,,it WAS horrific,,and I couldn't get outta there fast enough,,,

And did I mention,,i think he spoke another language cause I couldn't understand a WORD of what he was saying,,,and the peeing,,he pretended like nothing was happening as he stood inside this PACKED restraunt with it dripping down his leg,,,,,,,,,,,,,


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I "escaped" when I said I had to make a phone call and went outside,,ran like the wind I did

I give up

uuugggghhhh!!!!!!!!
thats horrible!!!!!

you whoulda run a lot sooner than that!!

I just can't believe it. This really happens? I must be more of a rube than I ever thought. My argument date pales in comparison to this.

yes, unfortuantly it happens,,,

And I mean,,come on,,what is this guy thinking?!?!?! He's been texting me and calling since the disaster,,wants to know WHY I took off,,,?!?!?!WTF

By the way,,this guy plays darts with us and I never had a clue. He was always "together" and seemed pretty nice,,,I've "known" him for a year,,,

So,,now what?

Do I give up darts?

I for sure am gonna give up dating for a while

dont give up ether..

dont let one rottin apple spoil the whole bunch...

just pick that one out.. give it a toss.. hit it with a baseball bat...

and on you go!

To the curb hey Izzie?

for sure,,he is,,but I KNOW the guys I play darts with and this ones gonna be on the top 10, lets raz Peekin for a while

I did send the dude a message on sunday asking if he realized he ummmmmmmmm,,had an accident in the restraunt,,

Funny,,,haven't heard back

so what you do is.. kick his azz at darts!!
and give him the "i kno you peed yourself.. and you know im better than you"
look as you do it!

Are you in my head Izz?

Yup,,I'm thinking,,if he remembers anything,,,it will be he who won't show up,,,

but I'm good if he does,,

I didn't even get dinner that night

Hell, compared to that my Doll is a real Lady!!!

only occasionaly..
its hard enough in my head tho.. try to stay outa other peoples..

I hope you told everyone at the dart place? Guy sounds like he needs a wake-up call.

Or a set of Depends!!!!

an AA meeting?
or 2

I came to invade the the thread of the Queen of the damned free booze and valium for everybody shes not here is she

well.. who needs her if you are handing out booze and valium???