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When a seagull flies overhead and perfectly poops in your coffee cup.
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Just adding cream
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not the coffee....why me.......
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I guess its a sign "from above"!!!
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OMG
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Keep it goin. When..........
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i hate when that happens.
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when hunks pass me by.
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When you are half awake and put your underwear on backwards. Then realize you don't wear underwear. Ewwwww!!! Whose are these!!!
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I heard bird poop is good luck...
 
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When your local auto mechanic knows you by first name and smiles a lot.
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When you're talking in public and your fly is open.
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I heard bird poop is good luck...
Good luck for you or the bird? |
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When you've been nominated for a future darwin award.
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when your accountant phones you and says.." ummmm, about that refund that you got"?...
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When you go to the mailbox and find a whole bunch of letters from your best freind "Bill Overdue". I ever meet bill I'm gonna kick his ass.
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When your co-passenger sits besides you- armpits smelling as though they're raised from hell.
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when you see a cop in your rear view mirror flashing his lights
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When the poop misses your cup of coffee and it lands on your head.
Had that happen in Disney's Animal Kingdom, the guy tells me watch out for the big white bird......he bites. And forgets to warn me about the small black one that poops!
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When you wake up in bed with a lion and the last thing you remember was drinking at the bar with your freinds and joking about teasing monkeys at the zoo.
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