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When you think everythings ok, trajectory is good, backblast area clear, and you let loose that fart thinking it was dry and completely wetcrap your pants. A godawful feeling. Oooops.
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when you dream about your ex
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When a seagull flies overhead and perfectly poops in your coffee cup. Take revenge..............Find it's nest,drop trou,hunker down and nature will take care of the rest 
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When you name your car.
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When you get in to work and your boss has a big smile on her face and keeps yelling "Good morning everyone!! I wanna see bright happy faces!!"
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When you're a ugly white guy and an ugly white woman holds up a little asian boy and claims you are the father. No wait. That's a WTF?
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When you spill brake fluid down the side of your new car and realize brake fluid also doubles as paint remover!
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when you wake up and discover it's almost time to go to bed
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