Duct Tape Don walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the
bar. He walks over and asks Paul what`s wrong. "Well," replies Paul,
"you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I
got an erection every time I saw her?" "Yes," replies Don with a laugh.
"Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage
to ask her out, and she agreed." "That`s great!" says Don, "When are you
going out?" "I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I
was worried I`d get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped
my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn`t show." "Sensible" says Don.
"So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She
answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw." "And what
happened then?" (Paul slumps back over the bar again.) "I kicked her in
the face."

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OMG...LMAO i woke dad up laughing to this one...LOL and i had to read it
to him...LMAO that is FREAKIN AWSUM...ROTFLMAO

OH THAT IS WAY TOO FUNNY

Awesome

That was a good one lol

Oh geez!
duct tape eh..good stuff...LOL!!!

There are just so many use's for
duct tape