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Topic: Like ordering a pizza....kinda.
Ichabodshead Joined Sun 11/25/07 Posts: 2	Tue 05/27/08 03:58 PM
So I figure "this is great!" I'll just get on the internet and find me the woman of my dreams. It'll be as easy as ordering a pizza...I'll just type in what I want and bingo! Instant relationship. Problem is I can never figure out what I want on my pizza...and it always comes late. this was a joke and not to be taken seriously.

Bornnaked Joined Sun 07/29/07 Posts: 2359	Tue 05/27/08 04:01 PM
There is your problem.You have been ordering pizza.Go to Craigs list and you can order one over the phone.

yantraimages Joined Sun 12/09/07 Posts: 1078	Tue 05/27/08 04:02 PM
Whenever I order a woman it always comes smelling like anchovies.

MsCarmen Joined Wed 05/07/08 Posts: 6282	Tue 05/27/08 04:02 PM
So I figure "this is great!" I'll just get on the internet and find me the woman of my dreams. It'll be as easy as ordering a pizza...I'll just type in what I want and bingo! Instant relationship. Problem is I can never figure out what I want on my pizza...and it always comes late. this was a joke and not to be taken seriously. I know what I want on my pizza . . .extra pepperoni!!

olddreamer Joined Fri 01/18/08 Posts: 348	Tue 05/27/08 04:04 PM
Whenever I order a woman it always comes smelling like anchovies.

OneLastShot Joined Tue 04/29/08 Posts: 15039	Tue 05/27/08 04:05 PM
lol ordering a pizza is WAY HARDER

MYheartACHES4u Joined Tue 05/27/08 Posts: 3076	Tue 05/27/08 04:07 PM
can i just order the pizza and forget the women

izzie Joined Wed 02/21/07 Posts: 31834	Tue 05/27/08 04:09 PM
now im hungry!!!! damn it!!!!!

Cthulhudon Joined Wed 04/16/08 Posts: 76	Tue 05/27/08 04:11 PM
At least a pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

docburneraz Joined Mon 01/07/08 Posts: 417	Tue 05/27/08 04:11 PM
How much extra for home delivery?

ljcc1964 Joined Fri 10/19/07 Posts: 8298	Tue 05/27/08 04:13 PM
I like mushrooms.

Pete026 Joined Sun 10/14/07 Posts: 14799	Tue 05/27/08 04:13 PM
If she comes in more than 30 minutes do you still have to pay?

LouLou2 Joined Sun 04/13/08 Posts: 1685	Tue 05/27/08 04:14 PM
I know what I want on my pizza, but somone has other ideas! I either get the wrong stuff on the pizza or, when the right stuff is all there? The delivery guy shows up to tell me it was all a mistake and the pizza is for someone down the street !!!

SimplyElla Joined Wed 02/13/08 Posts: 7124	Tue 05/27/08 04:21 PM
At least a pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Tue 05/27/08 04:22 PM
So I figure "this is great!" I'll just get on the internet and find me the woman of my dreams. It'll be as easy as ordering a pizza...I'll just type in what I want and bingo! Instant relationship. Problem is I can never figure out what I want on my pizza...and it always comes late. this was a joke and not to be taken seriously. Can I get fries with that shake?

Cthulhudon Joined Wed 04/16/08 Posts: 76	Tue 05/27/08 04:23 PM
At least a pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven. Yeah, but it was kinda funny

Unknow Joined Sat 10/21/06 Posts: 3353	Tue 05/27/08 04:51 PM
waaaaait a minute! If women are pizza...are men the chicken wings? I want my order of men hot & spicey!..and make that a double order!

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