falling in a canel when i was drunk, and i couldnt get out. as i was going under security guards arrived and the ambumalnce service to get me out, else i would have been a gonner. ive got many embaressing stories, some to embaressing to tell.


and doing a naked karoke, in ibiza.

i once managed to puke on my own butt while i was drunk

cool, youll have to teach me, how to do that.

There are just too many too think about...

One day at work, I came out of the restroom, I had a really flimsy thin summery skirt on, This guy came out of the men's room about the same time, I had just turned him down on an offer of a date a few days earlier, and he turned it into something rather ugly.
I had to walk in front of him, the entire length of the building to get back to my office, the whole time thinking "Gad, this is uncomfortable, hope he doesn't try to initiate another conversation...".

I was back in my office maybe 10 minutes, a girl friend came in and said "Stand Up!"...well I did and she proceeded to pull the back of my skirt out of my pantyhose. He went and told her to come fix my skirt.

I had walked 500 ft in front of this guy with my skirt caught in my hose...and I only had hose on.

All ya need,is a feed of beer,a plastic chair with a slight slope on the seat and the aim of a blind hitman trying to hit a moving target.
Wasn't so much the puking was embarassing,or where it landed,but walking through a packed nightclub trying to cover it up

May have been walking around for who knows how long with my dress tucked into my pantyhoses. I thought I was looking good and that is why everyone was checking me out.

A buddy of mine at work, is younger, quite the stud (so he thinks ), very well built, nice looking kid, works out, dresses sharply...we're always discussing his love life, or lack thereof, he thinks I would have all the answers to his questions for some reason.
He comes flying into my office one day and says "My day can't get any better. These two hot girls on the elevator were checking me out and giggling!"
Our elevators have reflective doors, so he could see them standing behind him, looking at him, nudging each other and giggling.

I had to tell him...Um, Mark honey, your shirt is on inside out...
he deflated.

Sitting in a bar with a woman and saying something that made her burst out laughing...she blew her teeth out of her mouth onto the bar

Walking out of wal-mart and a bird shlt on me while a whole bunch of women were walking out behind me.

My wife sending me to the grocery story for some tampons. She said get "super" but my ears heard a size. When an employee asked me if I needed help I told her my wife sent me after some tampons and I needed an extra large.

When my daughter was born the nurse told me to wait 5 minutes and my daughter would be in the little glass room. I waited 5 minutes and walked over to the glass and began screaMING "noooo" the nurse runs over and asked what was wrong. I pointed in the glass and there was one baby in the room. I cute little black baby girl. The nurse burst out laughing and crossed her legs and said "That's not ur baby and then said I am gonna pee on myself"

At a NASCAR race and while sitting there I smell something burning. I look down and my cigarette is about half way into the mans jacket that is sitting in front of me.



many more thats just a few

Why do all mine involve bathrooms?

We were at a busy Mexican restaurant, having a great time, I had to go to the ladies room. A crowd, about 30 people, were all congregated outside the restrooms, waiting for their tables.

I hit the first restroom door I see, still laughing from the conversation back at our tables...I'm halfway across the bathroom headed towards a stall, I hear a man's voice..."Hi there, Sweetie"...I turned around and there were 4 guys standing at urinals.
The worst part was having to walk back Out of the restroom through the crowd, who were all laughing and pointing, to get to the right restroom.

That is such a great visual- it is hysterical-
I am still laughing!