A fireman came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we
have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 ring’s and we all
put on our jackets. BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole. BELL 3
rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.

"From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked. When I say
BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3, we are going
to make love all night."

The next night he came home from work and yelled, "BELL 1!" The wife
promptly took all her clothes off. When he yelled "BELL 2!" the wife
jumped into bed. When he yelled "BELL 3!" they began making love.

After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!"

"What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband?

"Roll out more hose," she replied, "you’re no where near the fire!"

lmao

THAT is darn good!lmfao.

The question is "Did he have any more Hose"?

Thank you i needed that laugh today

now that's funny

ROTFLMAO...lol that was good..lmao