Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides
to call 911:

Blonde: We need help. We're three blondes changing a light bulb.

Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?

Blonde: Yes.

Operator: The power in the house in on?

Blonde: Of course.

Operator: And the switch is on?

Blonde: Yes, yes.

Operator: And the bulb still won't light up?

Blonde: No, it's working fine.

Operator: Then what's the problem?

Blonde: We got dizzy spinning the ladder around, and we all fell and
hurt ourselves.

Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's
a redhead, and one's a blonde.

Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she
has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready .
. . Aim . . ."

Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and
looks around. She manages to escape.

The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner
asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner
shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled
and looks around. She too escapes execution.

By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The
guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last
requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready . . . Aim
. . ."

The blonde shouts, "fire!!"