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Topic: nothing on tv and can't sleep...chat anyone?
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Sun 05/25/08 01:37 AM
Do you have problems with flat butt??? Well your problems are over now with INFLATE A BUTT!!!! Its makes that butt look like J lo's.....and its just $16.99!!! Yes!!! You will make all the men wild with inflate a butt!! Call now before its too late!!bigsmile

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Sun 05/25/08 01:40 AM

my friend has told me that melatonin will help you sleep. i do not know what that is.laugh laugh
Melatonine is the chemical your brain makes naturally, unfortunately as we get older it slows the process of making it till it is no more and that is why we have such a hard time sleeping...So yes taking Melatonine will help you sleep and it is natural...bigsmile

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Sun 05/25/08 01:42 AM

Do you have problems with flat butt??? Well your problems are over now with INFLATE A BUTT!!!! Its makes that butt look like J lo's.....and its just $16.99!!! Yes!!! You will make all the men wild with inflate a butt!! Call now before its too late!!bigsmile
((((Gyps)))) well what happens when he gets you into bed and finds out that your really not miss new booty and pops it?? Can I have my money back??noway laugh laugh laugh

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Sun 05/25/08 01:45 AM
Now you too can watch wild boars and treefrogs mate and lions ripping apart baby antelope for three full hours for only $24.95 plus shipping and handling...but wait! Order now and get your limited edition ANIMALS GIVING BIRTH AND THEN EATING THEIR YOUNG videos while supplies last...HURRY...they're going fast!

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Sun 05/25/08 01:50 AM


Do you have problems with flat butt??? Well your problems are over now with INFLATE A BUTT!!!! Its makes that butt look like J lo's.....and its just $16.99!!! Yes!!! You will make all the men wild with inflate a butt!! Call now before its too late!!bigsmile
((((Gyps)))) well what happens when he gets you into bed and finds out that your really not miss new booty and pops it?? Can I have my money back??noway laugh laugh laugh
But wait!!! If you buy Inflate a butt......it comes with the all new water bra!!! It will make your flat chest look like its a triple DDD!!!bigsmile And if any of the merchandise breaks, we will give you a complimentary silver spoon set!!! All for the low low price of $99.99!!! Call now~~~!!!bigsmile drinker

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Sun 05/25/08 01:52 AM
noway laugh laugh I think it is time to upgrade to digital cable... you two are watching way to many infomercialsnoway laugh laugh

The ones I use to hate are text 555GIRL on you cell phone right now and connect to the hottest girls around...Do it now we're waiting...grumble grumble I hated that one and others...like the chick on the other end is like the ones on the commercial...men it is a scam...I repeat IT IS A SCAM...grumble

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Sun 05/25/08 01:53 AM
Call 555 SEXY HOT GIRLS!!!! WE REALLY ARE 13 YEAR OLD MODELS IN SKIMPY BATHING SUITS AND YOU GET A REALLY OLD GRANDMA ON THE PHONE BUT CALL NOW.......WE DELIVER!!@@@!!!devil :tongue:

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Sun 05/25/08 01:54 AM
Arent you glad youre not watching tv right now???laugh drinker

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Sun 05/25/08 01:56 AM
noway laugh laugh I'm watching starz and "Are we done yet?" is on...bigsmile

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Sun 05/25/08 02:59 AM

Don't forget that the first 100 people who respond also get a set of the amazing VACUUM STORAGE BAGS that help you store five closets full of clothes neatly under your bed!


Those are cool!! I have them! And it's just like the informercial!! laugh REALLY!

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Sun 05/25/08 03:01 AM



Do you have problems with flat butt??? Well your problems are over now with INFLATE A BUTT!!!! Its makes that butt look like J lo's.....and its just $16.99!!! Yes!!! You will make all the men wild with inflate a butt!! Call now before its too late!!bigsmile
((((Gyps)))) well what happens when he gets you into bed and finds out that your really not miss new booty and pops it?? Can I have my money back??noway laugh laugh laugh
But wait!!! If you buy Inflate a butt......it comes with the all new water bra!!! It will make your flat chest look like its a triple DDD!!!bigsmile And if any of the merchandise breaks, we will give you a complimentary silver spoon set!!! All for the low low price of $99.99!!! Call now~~~!!!bigsmile drinker


No thanks...no flat butt here, but I'll sell you some of mine for only $11.99!! And if you call now, you can have some of my Ds too...no wait, I'm keeping those!! laugh

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Sun 05/25/08 03:03 AM

noway laugh laugh I think it is time to upgrade to digital cable... you two are watching way to many infomercialsnoway laugh laugh



I have digital cable and I'm still watching the frippin infomercials noway

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Sun 05/25/08 03:29 AM

noway laugh laugh I think it is time to upgrade to digital cable... you two are watching way to many infomercialsnoway laugh laugh

The ones I use to hate are text 555GIRL on you cell phone right now and connect to the hottest girls around...Do it now we're waiting...grumble grumble I hated that one and others...like the chick on the other end is like the ones on the commercial...men it is a scam...I repeat IT IS A SCAM...grumble


Oh great, spoil the illusion. I didn't really want to know that I've been texting some guy named Ralph in Santa Monica. I kind of liked the idea of it being Chrissi from Ontario. Great... So much for my "dating" life. :(

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