Chinese dinner

Take the 4 cans of tuna and open them up
Put them out on side of street where cats hang out
Have a sling shot and bag handy
as cats gather to eat
POP them one between the eyes and bag him
2 or 3 cats will do
take them to your local chinese restaurant for a couple of free meal tickets...ENJOY!

Ok, so this was BAD and soooo unlike me! LMAO funny though

You already have this covered (((Lilangel)))

I'm hungry now

French toasted tuna sandwich recipe, dipped in an egg mixture then fried.
INGREDIENTS:
1 can (7 ounces) tuna, flaked
1/3 cup finely chopped celery
1/4 cup mayonnaise
2 teaspoons lemon juice
1/8 teaspoon salt
dash pepper
8 slices bread
2 eggs
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 cup milk
3 to 4 tablespoons butter
PREPARATION:
Combine the tuna, celery, mayonnaise, lemon juice, 1/8 teaspoon salt, and dash of pepper. Spread tuna mixture on 4 slices of the bread. Cover with remaining 4 slices of bread then cut in half diagonally.
In a bowl, whisk eggs with 1/2 teaspoon salt and 1/2 cup milk.
Dip sandwich halves in the egg mixture then cook in hot butter until nicely browned on both sides.
Serves 4.