Topic: THE GREEN DRAGON'S INN - part 5 | |
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and men dont come more "horney" than a minotaur, since my horns are better than 2 feet long. gives Draven a side ways glance with a twinkle in her eye |
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women, they are all alike, tell you have a 2 foot horn and they all want to see,, sheesh
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Reanna, do you have horn envy??? my dear, have a drink and fear not, nothing will happen here Horn envy? come now, I just like my men horny. She hears Re"Annas remark,"I can loan out Pan to you one evening. He is a horny male cat." She cant stop laughing so hard |
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*laughs at Draven* what do u expect?
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women, they are all alike, tell you have a 2 foot horn and they all want to see,, sheesh She squeezes Dravens neck with her thighs and says, "What is a two foot horn and why do women want to see it." she looks at Re'Anna in curiosity.. |
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Allready paid for? Let me guess, Mr. Look at me, I could fly, did this. Sorry, wing envy. *Yawns again* Nope, not this time. room is on me tonight friend. Mainly because I am too tired to complete the exchange. *Rathil says with a smile* Appriciate it, you may hear from me yet after I have more time to recouperate. Looks at Rathil, looks like you had too much of something and winks at him *Smiles* Yeah, you could say that, if you are ever looking for a wild night try engaging in a battle of will with a Baatazu for the better part of the day. |
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Allready paid for? Let me guess, Mr. Look at me, I could fly, did this. Sorry, wing envy. *Yawns again* Nope, not this time. room is on me tonight friend. Mainly because I am too tired to complete the exchange. *Rathil says with a smile* Calliope pulls a piece of root from her pouch and throws it at the newcomber. " I dont recall your name sir! Does a hobbit not warrant a response. I am Calliope from the Hills of Tantor" ~yawns~ Oh excuse me, the road has taken its toll on me, I think I shall take my leave, will I see you guys in the morning? |
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well now, aren't i the lucky one getting all these "horns" throwed at her.
smiles wickedly calli i would watch myself up there if i were you Mr Muscles there might like it and laughs lyrically |
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alrighty a half elf, a vampire and a niave halfling want to play wiht a 2 foot horn, shall i cut one off and loan it out?
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Sure Draven, you can use that axe of your to cut it off
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Allready paid for? Let me guess, Mr. Look at me, I could fly, did this. Sorry, wing envy. *Yawns again* Nope, not this time. room is on me tonight friend. Mainly because I am too tired to complete the exchange. *Rathil says with a smile* Appriciate it, you may hear from me yet after I have more time to recouperate. Looks at Rathil, looks like you had too much of something and winks at him *Smiles* Yeah, you could say that, if you are ever looking for a wild night try engaging in a battle of will with a Baatazu for the better part of the day. gives rathil a side ways glance, sounds interesting, maybe you should tell me about it when you arent so tired handsome |
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taking a minotaurs horn is like trying to take my axe,, it is a fighting offense, and i wont be without my armour. now, i might can find you a detachable horn if you are so inclined
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alrighty a half elf, a vampire and a niave halfling want to play wiht a 2 foot horn, shall i cut one off and loan it out? Now Draven, wouldn't you look silly with just one horn, a unihorn. lmao Maybe the others would like to take you up on your offer there , but alas, I relish having the real thing in my bed dear one, not a substitute |
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"All this silly talk about horns and stuff." she snickers
"Nice to meet you Ifritius. I will be here tomorrow should you need anything...I have fresh mushrooms in the back." she winks at the handsome hobbit |
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and reanna, would you have 2 at the same time dear, remeber, i am not a unihorn, and what of the beast attached to them
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*Alatariel comes back downstairs from her nap*
*makes her way to her usual table* |
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I am with reanna on that one... want a real one...not fake.. anyone know any male vampires around here?
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Alatariel welcome back dear, watch these other women around, they are horn crazed tonight
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*Rathil sighs and tries to concentrate on sleeping inbetween all of the innuendos flying around*
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"Ok Draven, I can see you are getting horny...heheheheh. You can put me down now and I will let you have a go at Re'Anna" she puts her hands in front of his eyes and giggles.
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