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Topic: THE GREEN DRAGON'S INN - part 5
silverwaya's photo
Thu 05/22/08 09:52 PM

and men dont come more "horney" than a minotaur, since my horns are better than 2 feet long.

gives Draven a side ways glance with a twinkle in her eye

thumper95's photo
Thu 05/22/08 09:54 PM
women, they are all alike, tell you have a 2 foot horn and they all want to see,, sheesh

cuppy59's photo
Thu 05/22/08 09:54 PM


Reanna, do you have horn envy??? my dear, have a drink and fear not, nothing will happen here

Horn envy? come now, I just like my men horny.




She hears Re"Annas remark,"I can loan out Pan to you one evening. He is a horny male cat." She cant stop laughing so hard

redhead44613's photo
Thu 05/22/08 09:55 PM
*laughs at Draven* what do u expect?

cuppy59's photo
Thu 05/22/08 09:56 PM

women, they are all alike, tell you have a 2 foot horn and they all want to see,, sheesh


She squeezes Dravens neck with her thighs and says, "What is a two foot horn and why do women want to see it." she looks at Re'Anna in curiosity..

Rathil_Thads's photo
Thu 05/22/08 09:56 PM





Allready paid for? Let me guess, Mr. Look at me, I could fly, did this. Sorry, wing envy.


*Yawns again*

Nope, not this time. room is on me tonight friend. Mainly because I am too tired to complete the exchange.

*Rathil says with a smile*
I do thank you, and if you need anything magically, you know my room number, I will be more than happy to accomodate you. Consider my services a gift, any friend of Barbus doesn't pay me for anything.


Appriciate it, you may hear from me yet after I have more time to recouperate.

Looks at Rathil, looks like you had too much of something and winks at him


*Smiles*

Yeah, you could say that, if you are ever looking for a wild night try engaging in a battle of will with a Baatazu for the better part of the day.

Barbus's photo
Thu 05/22/08 09:58 PM




Allready paid for? Let me guess, Mr. Look at me, I could fly, did this. Sorry, wing envy.


*Yawns again*

Nope, not this time. room is on me tonight friend. Mainly because I am too tired to complete the exchange.

*Rathil says with a smile*
I do thank you, and if you need anything magically, you know my room number, I will be more than happy to accomodate you. Consider my services a gift, any friend of Barbus doesn't pay me for anything.


Calliope pulls a piece of root from her pouch and throws it at the newcomber. " I dont recall your name sir! Does a hobbit not warrant a response. I am Calliope from the Hills of Tantor"
My name is Ifritius The Black, of course you deserve an answer, especially from this hobbit.

~yawns~ Oh excuse me, the road has taken its toll on me, I think I shall take my leave, will I see you guys in the morning?

silverwaya's photo
Thu 05/22/08 09:58 PM
well now, aren't i the lucky one getting all these "horns" throwed at her.
smiles wickedly
calli i would watch myself up there if i were you
Mr Muscles there might like it
and laughs lyrically


thumper95's photo
Thu 05/22/08 09:58 PM
alrighty a half elf, a vampire and a niave halfling want to play wiht a 2 foot horn, shall i cut one off and loan it out?

redhead44613's photo
Thu 05/22/08 10:00 PM
Sure Draven, you can use that axe of your to cut it off

silverwaya's photo
Thu 05/22/08 10:00 PM






Allready paid for? Let me guess, Mr. Look at me, I could fly, did this. Sorry, wing envy.


*Yawns again*

Nope, not this time. room is on me tonight friend. Mainly because I am too tired to complete the exchange.

*Rathil says with a smile*
I do thank you, and if you need anything magically, you know my room number, I will be more than happy to accomodate you. Consider my services a gift, any friend of Barbus doesn't pay me for anything.


Appriciate it, you may hear from me yet after I have more time to recouperate.

Looks at Rathil, looks like you had too much of something and winks at him


*Smiles*

Yeah, you could say that, if you are ever looking for a wild night try engaging in a battle of will with a Baatazu for the better part of the day.

gives rathil a side ways glance, sounds interesting, maybe you should tell me about it when you arent so tired handsome

thumper95's photo
Thu 05/22/08 10:01 PM
taking a minotaurs horn is like trying to take my axe,, it is a fighting offense, and i wont be without my armour. now, i might can find you a detachable horn if you are so inclined

silverwaya's photo
Thu 05/22/08 10:02 PM

alrighty a half elf, a vampire and a niave halfling want to play wiht a 2 foot horn, shall i cut one off and loan it out?


Now Draven, wouldn't you look silly with just one horn, a unihorn. lmao
Maybe the others would like to take you up on your offer there , but alas, I relish having the real thing in my bed dear one, not a substitute

cuppy59's photo
Thu 05/22/08 10:02 PM
"All this silly talk about horns and stuff." she snickers

"Nice to meet you Ifritius. I will be here tomorrow should you need anything...I have fresh mushrooms in the back." she winks at the handsome hobbit

thumper95's photo
Thu 05/22/08 10:03 PM
and reanna, would you have 2 at the same time dear, remeber, i am not a unihorn, and what of the beast attached to them

txmomof2's photo
Thu 05/22/08 10:04 PM
*Alatariel comes back downstairs from her nap*

*makes her way to her usual table*

redhead44613's photo
Thu 05/22/08 10:05 PM
I am with reanna on that one... want a real one...not fake.. anyone know any male vampires around here?

thumper95's photo
Thu 05/22/08 10:06 PM
Alatariel welcome back dear, watch these other women around, they are horn crazed tonight

Rathil_Thads's photo
Thu 05/22/08 10:06 PM
*Rathil sighs and tries to concentrate on sleeping inbetween all of the innuendos flying around*

cuppy59's photo
Thu 05/22/08 10:06 PM
"Ok Draven, I can see you are getting horny...heheheheh. You can put me down now and I will let you have a go at Re'Anna" she puts her hands in front of his eyes and giggles.

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